twentytwo22

zero original thoughts, everything here is stolen

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*does something terrible*

I'm sorry. I didn't mean that, but I can honestly sit up here and say it came from a place of love.

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Oh my god, did I say that out loud? That’s so embarrassing. That was an inside thought.

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Voltaire? You mean the cartoon robot?

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The intrusive thoughts keep winning. They’re actually undefeated this season for me.

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It’s the US Open, and it’s very high stakes, and these girls would absolutely destroy you.

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Who up fibonacci-ing they sequence?

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¿ʍou sıɥʇ ǝʞıן ʇɐɥ ʎɹǝʌǝ sı ʎɥM

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That baby is wack. I hate it.

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Whatever you’re doing, don’t do it.

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being gaslit into believing that i dated college football coach kirby smart during middle school

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that’s a grown man with a mortgage

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I need all my fans to stand up, pull out their swords, guns, knives, whatever you got at home, and shoot them into the air

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young jesus ripping cigs

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I’m not even an artillery guy like that

[死 @humanxmaybe]

i hope this email kills us both instantly

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[🎵 Judas Priest - Breaking the Law 🎵]

Crankin’ my hog
Crankin’ my hog

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way far up north in the water

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if he had a mansion, why’d he kill the ceo?

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rhyming, lying, & restaurants

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yep