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Pelle from @TheHives but pregnant

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@liamgallagher stop the poznan at the gigs. It’s shite and there’s more to life than ‘Man City’ up the hatters

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The poznan at oasis gigs is utter woke bollocks

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If you’re moshing to Charlemagne then kill yourself

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The Mandela effect is so real. Did the sun ever have sunglasses????

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Can we replace working in the sun for sitting in beer gardens with a pack of camel fags?

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China are flying drones over my house that make me rip ass every 5 mins #MakeAmericaGreatAgain

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Bitches get a pair of Ricks and act like they Morty frfr

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I don’t think that there’s anything I love more than a cold beer

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I need a beer, fuck off telling me I’ve drank too much

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Stop posting your feelings on the internet. Just shut up and drink alcohol

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Hate it when people try and call me when I’m playing fortnite. Can a man not crank 90s in peace?

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Thinkin about boobies rn

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Trappin