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[Bernie @2376273]

@ylxr_ “Last ylxrmas” tbh

[Bernie @2376273]

Someone should consider covering that song “Last Christmas”

[Bernie @2376273]

He went street sweep mode

[had my first pepsi at 6 months @CalmCh0wder]

@2376273 if this was true we would not have gotten asked to leave for watching everybody loves raymond clips on the computer

[Bernie @2376273]

@CalmCh0wder Here

[Bernie @2376273]

@CalmCh0wder You got me there

[Bernie @2376273]

Ok I’ll bite. Who is Scorsese

[Bernie @2376273]

Therapy is good but have you tried letting a pit/mastiff rest his giant dome on you once a week

[Bernie @2376273]

Just learned that “local anesthetic” means it numbs a specific part of your body and not that it was chosen to be like Village Anesthetic for some reason

[Bernie @2376273]

Can’t decide between finding a partner/starting a family or focusing on becoming a @StephenKing completist. There’s not enough time for both

[Bernie @2376273]

@erinn1129 ❤️

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

What’s the hottest someone has ever looked in a movie?

[Bernie @2376273]

She just asked what I’m reading and I don’t know what to say

[Bernie @2376273]

They’re dating

[Bernie @2376273]

Weird. That’s the same reason I got the part of Mr. Toad in The Wind in the Willows when I was 12

[Film Updates @FilmUpdates]

Sofia Coppola cast Jacob Elordi as Elvis after meeting him in a coffee shop in New York.

“All the girls in the room just turned to him, they gravitated… I just felt like, ‘Yeah, he has that kind of charisma that I imagine Elvis had.’”

(Source: https://t.co/XE6skJ1jPG)

[Bernie @2376273]

When I say I’m on a pack a day I mean these

[Bernie @2376273]

@amanaduhh Would be a great baby name..

[Bernie @2376273]

Then why do I want 20

[Jone @windbreakergod]

This is the most pathetic fast food item in the world