Madds Francolini

If you know puns, you're immediately my best friend ... no questions asked.

[Madds Francolini @23Madds]

Dear idiots in class, Pan's Labyrinth is a great film and is award winning. Go watch those Michael Bay films you probably truly enjoy 😡

[TBH, Just NAH @thaComedyTweets]

plot twist: my hips are actually compulsive liars

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Tells voice command fuck you, starts to play U2 songs 😑

[out of context things @TheComedyHumor]

me after an argument

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meanwhile on tumblr lmao

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Floating skateboards coming next year!!! #2014In5Words

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Fire alarm blaring in the Eaton Centre and people continue shopping w/ no worries #Toronto

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Just saw Spiderman skateboarding down the street. Just a normal day in the city #Toronto

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Watching Strangers w/ scared cousin. Still at beginning and he's singing A Few Of My Favourite Things #FunniestThingIHeardAllDay

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@50shadesofjamie he wasn't there 😞

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@50shadesofjamie at hibachi. Will send you pics if I see James 😉

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I feel like I should carry around a bag of unused tampons so that whenever someone makes a rape joke, I can just throw it in their faces 😡😤

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I got a fat ass? Then don't blame me for making the rocking world go round #queen #butts

[After Midnight @midnight]

.@RobRiggle knows love is hard work if your helmet doesn't have a cooling fan built in: http://t.co/nQodlkMqqz |

[Madds Francolini @23Madds]

Self defence classes in gym class. Why is it that guys learn to defend from attacks but girls learn to defend from rape? #YesAllWomen