Zayyaan

[Zayyaan @23YYAAN]

@_RitoBaloyi "Take all my cents"

[Zayyaan @23YYAAN]

We are old af man because what do you mean Gudjohnsen's son is playing professional football

[ESPN FC @ESPNFC]

Messi's face when he realized he was talking to Daníel Guðjohnsen, son of his former Barcelona teammate Eiður Guðjohnsen 😂

Messi and Eiður played together and won a treble in 2009. Now, Messi is about to play in his sixth World Cup 🤯

[Sarah @JATTSOPRANO316]

Peter Schmeichel thank you for calling them out. have your cheating title VARSENAL. 👏

[toparlanın gitmiyoruz @toparlanvegitme]

Fransa’da Filistin’e Destek Gösterisi!

Paris’te Filistin destekçileri, Gazze’de yaşananları protesto etmek için bir çeşmeyi kırmızıya boyadı.

[Zayyaan @23YYAAN]

@binance I already trust Binance when I’m trading. Now let me rep the team on the pitch too ⚽️🟡

[Binance @binance]

300M+ strong. One community. One jersey.

Our first-ever Team Binance football jersey just dropped — and we’re giving a select few away.

🔸 Follow @Binance & RT this post
🔸 Tell us why you'd like to win one 👕
🔸 Complete the survey → https://t.co/SM0NXGBwMX

10 winners will each receive an exclusive Team Binance jersey & 100 USDC.

Your move. Team Up With Binance. 🟡⚫

Ends 17 May 23:59 UTC.

[SwitchEmDownRoderick @bedroomdoorslam]

Sorry jongens, jullie waren té antisemitisch dus er komt wéér een pandemie waartegen alleen een joods bedrijf toevallig al 2 jaar een vaccine ontwikkelt.

[Nonlogs @nonlogs]

Bought crypto to be free from banks. Ended up giving more documents to an exchange than I ever gave to a bank. Something went wrong somewhere.

[Zayyaan @23YYAAN]

@SkySportsPL Sorry @DStv - looks like it'll be another year that I don't renew my subscription. Nothing personal, but I can't pay to watch this guys football 🤢

[Zayyaan @23YYAAN]

@JohannBiermann1 I'm selling horses. Dm

[Zayyaan @23YYAAN]

Does anyone know if you're allowed to ride a horse on the N1?

[Johann Biermann 🇿🇦 @JohannBiermann1]

Latest fuel price projections for May:
- Petrol +R3.20
- Diesel +R9.60

This assumes that government does not implement their greedy R3.00 levy.

[Martien 🇳🇱 @MartienBall]

Yeah sex is great but have you ever scrolled on X after Arsenal lose a game?

[Zayyaan @23YYAAN]

@Lfc_samie Stoke City. Won't mention the game though out of respect

[Zayyaan @23YYAAN]

The reason football can't break Liverpool fans anymore. Slot ball doesn't even come close to what happened after we lost El Niño

[𝙆𝙖𝙮™️ @KayLFC05_]

2020 - Lovren, Lallana
2021 - Shaqiri, Wijnaldum
2022 - Mane, Origi
2023 - Fabinho, Firmino, Milner, Keita, Ox
2024 - Thiago, Klopp
2025 - Diaz
2026 - Salah, Robertson

[Zayyaan @23YYAAN]

@yadie006 Apparently he's staying another season and Gakpo's the new vice captain coz Robbo is off. Save yourself some money, cancel DSTV and give @Saiths_ the R900 every month, invest in your future not in a future health issue induced by stress

[Zayyaan @23YYAAN]

@yadie006 They won't sack him still. Green diarrhoeas of a team

[Zayyaan @23YYAAN]

@mwo_dhoodh It's on