Yuv

[Yuv @23Yuvvv]

Every office has that one employee who makes everyone wonder
"How did he get this job?"

[Mah🍒 Ⓐ⋆˚ ⁷ @mahcherrys]

Religião é como um pênis, tudo bem ter um, mas não é legal ficar querendo enfiar nas pessoas a força

[Noah @NoahKingJr]

Me driving through my first pedestrian on GTA 6 after years of waiting

[soup🍓 @thrluv]

telling your parent that a video is AI feels like telling a child santa doesn’t exist

[scar @imfat]

you know a mf hit rock bottom when they start taking walks and appreciating the little things

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Once you start working a 9 to 5 job, you’ll realize those two hour university lectures weren’t that bad.

[Teca @teca_nextgen]

You really think a mf who just got out of a relationship really likes you??😭😭

[elton @eltoowavy]

I'm the neighbour who plays good music

[R.A 🇳🇴🇫🇷 @stoprichardd]

job hunting depression is so fucking real.

[ً @artfuIchaos]

oh so you noticed my reaction but not your actions that caused it? ok cool

[SOFT @user4_Soft]

Life got so serious, I forgot how to chat with females.

[🗣️ @vzzeo]

all this anger was once love

[Shubhvani @shubhvanii]

Once a man loses that soft spot for you,

you'll see how he treats women who don't matter to him.

Cold. Quiet. Final.

[Nikhil. @fundoozx]

A man is only strong until Lata Mangeshkar starts singing luka chuppi

[Delux @001Delux]

That psycho you saw at the end of the relationship is who she really was

[𝐄.🚩 @Wyd_eshuu]

What is it called when they do what pushes you away and then act like you gave up on them.??????

[KAHALA @KAHALA123Y]

Bro to bro: When a man asks another man for food, he's already swallowed a lot of pride. Don't mock him. Help him. Life has a way of humbling every man.

[Yuv @23Yuvvv]

Me at the office after staying up all night for the FIFA World Cup matches :

[𝓓𝓾𝓴𝓮 🧃 @fwsodiq]

Everybody's grown until it's time to communicate, apologize or tell the truth.

[Ja Leto @_falsi1ke]

Badmouthing someone who used to be your friend or partner is so low and weird. Move on and stop being bitter.