Danielle Janai

Compassion is the greatest form of love humans have to offer💕

[Danielle Janai @23_drouse]

I’m in my first semester of freshman year and have absolutely no desire to do homework. This is gonna be a longgggg four years.

[Danielle Janai @23_drouse]

Dear @joelsmallbone and @lukesmallbone , you’re my favorite band. I live in Denver and would love to go to your concert tomorrow night, but I’m a broke college student. My birthday is a week from today and some free concert tickets would be a pretty cool gift. Help me out?

[Danielle Janai @23_drouse]

@16rmooney Okay but I’m totally her. I almost turned it on this morning

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

Speak midwestern 101

No Yeah = Yes

Yeah no = No

Yeah no for sure = Definitely

Yeah no yeah = I’m sorry, but unfortunately, the answer is yes

No yeah no = oh no, you’ve got nothing to worry about

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

3-year-old: Is tomorrow Christmas?

Me: No.

3: Is it Halloween?

Me: No.

3: What is it?

Me: Thursday.

3: That's the worst.

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

[middle of church]

5-year-old: I have to go potty.

Me: Why didn't you go before church?

5: I wasn't bored then.

[Danielle Janai @23_drouse]

@SpicyBethany Fly to Denver

[Danielle Janai @23_drouse]

@SpicyBethany Do ittttttt

[Danielle Janai @23_drouse]

October is in a week.... just let that sink in.

[Danielle Janai @23_drouse]

Emily: our trash is full. Should I dump the jelly beans down the sink?

[Danielle Janai @23_drouse]

Our professor just told us he saw a girl with a double shot espresso in one hand and a coffee in the other, and if that isn’t me idk what is. 🤷🏽‍♀️

[Danielle Janai @23_drouse]

Philippians is good stuff man.

[Danielle Janai @23_drouse]

I wish coffee covered up dark bags😳🤷🏽‍♀️

[Danielle Janai @23_drouse]

They say the days feel like years, and the years feel like days. Wow, where did time go.

[Danielle Janai @23_drouse]

Mom: I was feeling sorry for myself, so I went shopping.

I relate to this on a spiritual level. 😂

[Danielle Janai @23_drouse]

Mom: I hope you find your Mr. right sooner rather than later because you’d get a lot more student aid if you were married.

I mean I’m all for cheaper college so🤷🏽‍♀️😂

[Danielle Janai @23_drouse]

Dear @taylorswift13, how about a concert tour with only throwbacks??

[Danielle Janai @23_drouse]

Why do I hurt so much for somebody else’s relationship?

[Danielle Janai @23_drouse]

Hearing the kids I’ve babysat for around 7 years say they don’t want to go to sleep because they don’t want me to leave and asking if I will stay breaks my heart😭❤️

[Danielle Janai @23_drouse]

Meant to get up at 7 and here I am still in bed🤷🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️😂