Andrew “Andrew Smith” Smith

Virginia Tech “92|Fuck Brent Pry| Katy Perry|Crucify Shai|Younger Women Enthusiast| Man amongst MenIConservative First Family Second God Third

[Andrew “Andrew Smith” Smith @23andrewsmith]

First story I see with fireworks is getting unfollowed. Like are we fucking serious. #petpeeve #notonepersoncares #drakeftaliciakeys

[Andrew “Andrew Smith” Smith @23andrewsmith]

Think bitches would rather get the guillotine than go to another country without Instagram #horny #easy #free

[Andrew “Andrew Smith” Smith @23andrewsmith]

My good buddy Douglas got slapped twice in a row. Don’t think he’s learned his lesson yet. #thirdtimesthecharm

[Andrew “Andrew Smith” Smith @23andrewsmith]

Trump picked McDonalds as his favorite fast food restaurant I will no longer endorse him. #finalstraw #seedoils

[Andrew “Andrew Smith” Smith @23andrewsmith]

3 Drake albums and no Katy Perry or Logic features. Thought provoking.
#racism #notlikeus

[Andrew “Andrew Smith” Smith @23andrewsmith]

Never minded gay people but Will Byers has made me homophobic

[KFC @kfc]

WILL THAT BE ALL?

[Buckybulls72 @buckybulls4]

Cashew prices just rose by 8%. #killmyself #EnoughIsEnough #fypviraltwitter

[Andrew “Andrew Smith” Smith @23andrewsmith]

Some hard realizations I’ve made recently:
1. I should really give up my fear of rocking chairs
2. VT is not doing shit next year
3. Katy Perry doesn’t like 65 year old men
4. I may have peaked in high school (GoSkrats).
Onto bigger and better things
#growth

[Andrew “Andrew Smith” Smith @23andrewsmith]

My guy John got hella money the other day. Then he spent it on hoes, money, sex and clothes.
#finances #dontblamehim #lindaisgonnafindout #waves

[Andrew “Andrew Smith” Smith @23andrewsmith]

Gotta get blood testing in a couple days so sadly no alcohol. Just shotgunned 2 sparkling waters back to back for the love of the game. Be careful of the send virus. Felt like a degenerate until I realized that there’s no commandment that says thou shall not send. #ineedmycart

[Andrew “Andrew Smith” Smith @23andrewsmith]

I’m tired of seeing this sec sorority bs. I promise you nobody gives a fuck. Wish they got hazed.
#goonmateriallowk #lowkpeeping

[Andrew “Andrew Smith” Smith @23andrewsmith]

As my followers know I am visiting Canada and got the delight of seeing a beaver the other day in its natural habitat. It looked cool however not close to the sight of a muskrat. Holy that would’ve been what the kids call “Aura”.
#goskrats #neverforget

[Andrew “Andrew Smith” Smith @23andrewsmith]

In Canada right now and don’t get me wrong I don’t mind gay people. However, this fucking country glazes them way too much. Every time I want to cross a street I shouldn’t have to walk over a fucking rainbow.
#toowoke
#TrumpEpsteinCoverup #missthefellas
#imback

[Andrew “Andrew Smith” Smith @23andrewsmith]

Was trying to find the old Muskrats vs Orangutans game in 1994. Took me about an hour but eventually I hacked into the mainframe. Called out to my wife “I’m in”. Haven’t gotten to say that in a while. Anyways, got a Busch waiting on me in the fridge. #lonely #donthmu #muskrats

[Andrew “Andrew Smith” Smith @23andrewsmith]

@watrgatedenyr57 In a world of scarcity presence itself is a gift

[Andrew “Andrew Smith” Smith @23andrewsmith]

When the spoon forgets its birthday the toaster sings jazz. #thinkaboutit #deep #hiddenmeaning #iykyk #acrumbsbuzzerbeater

[Andrew “Andrew Smith” Smith @23andrewsmith]

I will not be posting videos of fireworks this evening. Just wanted to let everybody know incase they were expecting it. #pointless #unemployedactivities #notinfluencers #pussies #freedom

[Andrew “Andrew Smith” Smith @23andrewsmith]

@kylealexand999 I’m a big fan of this philosopher and poet Aubrey Graham. More specifically I’ve a fan of his enthusiasm of younger women which my best companions know I share as well. #nevertooyoung #thesix #muskrats #ovo #diddyinnocent #fuckpredcatchers

[Andrew “Andrew Smith” Smith @23andrewsmith]

@kylealexand999 After careful consideration I think your all bark no bite. This doesn’t happen