Jared Trisciuzzi

Chemistry is life. Master of terrible jokes and insufferable puns. A walking paradox.

[Jared Trisciuzzi @23chem]

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[Jared Trisciuzzi @23chem]

@KoRPodcast The spoils of 2 events this weekend. Excited to see a Poe deck come together and happy to win both games I played. #KORdestiny

[Jared Trisciuzzi @23chem]

Forget catching Pokemon, I'm going to go grab myself a yard seal. https://t.co/Fr5BwLaN9f

[Jared Trisciuzzi @23chem]

The irony of listening to a history podcast on WW I artillery… https://t.co/udaUVBRsPR

[Jared Trisciuzzi @23chem]

I don't always care about the Euro Cup but when I do its when Poland is doing well.

[Jared Trisciuzzi @23chem]

Good way to start my weekend. https://t.co/OPGSE6R69F

[Jared Trisciuzzi @23chem]

Breaking news: Scientist train a certain species of fish to spit at specific human faces, proving some fish recognize faces. I love science.

[Jared Trisciuzzi @23chem]

I can't explain enough how much I love this quote. https://t.co/aOsMEn6AtJ

[Jared Trisciuzzi @23chem]

Some of the guns I got to enjoy this morning. Plus I won a bet and… https://t.co/TB5FKqaA1l

[Jared Trisciuzzi @23chem]

Google maps just asked me if Target sells men's clothing; My entire faith in the system has been shaken. If google doesn't know...

[Jared Trisciuzzi @23chem]

Nothing is as frustrating as being ready to crush your opponent and… https://t.co/uENLKermG3

[Jared Trisciuzzi @23chem]

Got to be present at a great organ recital tonight. Thank you… https://t.co/YThhmGs1J5

[Jared Trisciuzzi @23chem]

I made top ace in the star wars battle pod! Thank you Andrew, Jason,… https://t.co/2V8EAX8yXs

[Jared Trisciuzzi @23chem]

Grading speeches: I'm the type of guy who gives feedback on a speech on cadavers by saying they could have fleshed out a few points more.

[Jared Trisciuzzi @23chem]

My student's wanted to hear one of my bad Chemistry jokes. What element was the most well dressed?

The answer was Polo-nium of course.

[Jared Trisciuzzi @23chem]

@marcorubio I can't believe this has to be said but after Christie and Carson sold out we have to. Don't back Trump. We will remember.

[Jared Trisciuzzi @23chem]

I guess it's time for me to break down and acknowledge I'm a millennial. Hello @twitter

[Jared Trisciuzzi @23chem]

@Fallout So, how about them Enclave? DLC pleeeeeease...