Cryonel Debtlance

I win. See ya.

As I was sayin' before
See ya 'round, buddy boy
I'm feelin' to fuck all
Goodbye

[Cryonel Debtlance @23klance]

-$27k Day is 12/7/25
-$28k Day is 4/30/26
-$29k Day is 9/21/26 (3 year Anniversary🥳)
-$30k Day is 2/12/27
-$31k Day is 7/6/27
-$32k Day is 11/27/27 (Thanksgiving weekend🥳)
-$33k Day is 4/19/28 (No Green for you Brokie🥳)
Every 144 Days is -$1k for folks at home

Enjoy🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳

[Cryonel Debtlance @23klance]

little late but HAPPY -$26K DAY🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳

[Cryonel Debtlance @23klance]

Oh boy, where to start.

Bit of a different post from me, but I'm stepping away from this account for the foreseeable future for my own good.

The reason? I just feel like it's time for me to move on from this whole thing.

Let me be crystal clear about something though. I have not been asked, forced, or told to stop.

This is something I've been wanting to do for awhile. I wanted to wait until Brokie was finally locked up but with how slow the justice system acts. Who knows how long that will be.

I've been giving this punk ass bitch a taste of his own medicine for 15 months, and I haven't regretted a single moment clowning on him. For all intents and purposes, I've won.

With that being said. You can only gaze into the abyss for so long until it gazes back, and I know I've locked eyes with it for awhile now. It's time to finally blink and look away.

This account will stay up for archival reasons (as well as a quick laugh) but I'm essentially changing the locks and throwing away the key so that I can't come back. I'm leaving it all behind me and I won't have any temptation to come back.

That being said, worst case scenario: Brokie is allowed to schizopost unabated and no one is around to keep him in check. Here's a few rules of engagement to deal with his bitch ass

1. Have an alt.

If you're gonna go down this road to either kick him while he's down or to call him out on his bullshit, you need to protect yourself and make sure you are anonymous to him and his bullshit.

He is terminally online and has all the time in the world to look up peoples posts and try and nail you to a person. Don't leave a paper trail for him and he'll start throwing shit at the wall to see what sticks. Some people might get caught in the crossfire but you'll be safe.

2. Document EVERYTHING.

Make a separate folder, a "schizo" folder if you will, and screenshot, record, write down EVERYTHING he does. Because when he does notice you and blocks direct communication with you. He's gonna obsessively stalk you and see what you post about him, then he's gonna unblock to schizopost and reblock again.

Take what me and @LionelTheFelon have done to him as an example. Brokie HATES that shit lmao.

3. Never let him forget what he's done and how fucked he is.

Brokie lost his defamation case, he has assaulted his ex while she was drunk. He left 5 voicemails filled with death threats to a lawyer and her daughter and is currently on probation for that. He has had multiple restraining orders put on him and has an actual criminal record.

He has harassed, threatened, and doxxed members of his own family because they have slighted against him in his mind. He is a truly vile garbage human.

All of this is public information as long as you have his name. Which isn't hard to find on the internet lmao.

4. Don't give him an inch.

You may have the natural human instinct to feel empathy for him and his family and try and level with him. Don't. It's not worth the effort and he's never going to change. The most empathetic thing you can do is just not engage, but if you've made it this far, you aren't considering empathy.

He has had opportunity after opportunity to change, and he won't. He's been like this his whole life.

5. He's a bad liar

Another thing to note is to not believe his bullshit. He lies CONSTANTLY, if he is breathing, he is lying. If he threatens you with any legal action, he's bullshiting. He has no idea how the system works and has only managed one restraining order (which was really just handed to him out of convenience). If you've kept yourself safe, he has no information and you can't file anything without personal information.

He will deflect and downplay his various fuckups or straight up not acknowledge them or again, lie about it. but trust me, he's in a giant fucking hole and he ain't coming out soon lmao.

6. Be better than him.

Now this ones more of a loose guideline, you're free to clown on him anyway you wish. However, I personally have tried avoiding the same language he uses. No slurs, no fucked up shit, no direct threats, none of the shit he's always relied on.

Now I wasn't perfect myself, I let myself slip and that's on me, but hey 98% average ain't too bad. Just know that whatever you choose to do. You'll always be better than him by virtue that you haven't assaulted anyone while they were drunk, sent death threats to a lawyer or spent the better part of 2 years trying to defame twitch streamers lmao.

7. Don't be afraid of him.

If you decided to just not engage with him outside of a joke here and there and he's decided to come after you personally, he has information, he has what he needs to stalk and harass you. Don't be afraid to put him in his place through the courts, because he's bating -1000 right now.

There are people who can help you get his information and can help you deal with him. @XenosysVex and @llamatodd can provide you with all the tools you need to take his dumbass to court. If you have the means, do it. Even if you don't I'm sure someone will go to bat for you, whether it be your local courts, your local DA, someone. There are resources available.

That's about it I guess. Thanks for reading, good luck to those who wish to pick up the torch.

One more thing though, and this is for Brokie who will undoubtedly start schizoposting about how he had me silenced or how he won some bullshit or whatever lmao.

Brokie, you got outplayed from day fucking one. I have dogwalked you at every opportunity and I won every single time. I win you dumbass LMAO, and my prize? I get to walk away from all of this and live my life to the fullest while you get to rage and schizo out for the rest of your miserable life. I'll always be the one in your head next to your favorite streamers and the rest of the people you absolutely HATE. I'm free as a bird. I won bitch.

Speaking of birds, it's time to let this one free.

See ya.

C.D.

[Cryonel Debtlance @23klance]

I am not paying for a checkmark on this site lmao. Enjoy your dose of laughing at Brokie lmao.

[Cryonel Debtlance @23klance]

You know Brokie, I vibe with this post.

It's AMAZING to check in on you and know that your life is still as miserable and horrible as the last time I peeked in.

$26,361.52 in the hole. til that garnishment kicks in lmao

🤫and just so you know, no ones hiding behind me.

[alice 💖 @clefableV]

@23klance @LionelTheFelon oh lord I finally got to hear that whole hearing and it was PEAK comedy

guy goes from discord e-gangster to little bitch in 5 seconds flat over and over and over LOL

[220 (parody) @riddlerxbotcrys]

@23klance @LionelTheFelon His life is the internet

[Cryonel Debtlance @23klance]

"I'm telling you I do want this to stop, He is the internet personality. His life is the internet, mine is not. It is very easy for me to step away from the computer"

THE SINGLE BIGGEST FUCKING LIE ON THE FACE OF THIS EARTH LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Cryonel Debtlance @23klance]

@LionelTheFelon

[Cryonel Debtlance @23klance]

@LionelTheFelon Schizos say the darnest things huh

[Cryonel Debtlance @23klance]

No one is going to jail?

I thought we were? you said it yourself that we caught charges for some unnamed reason?

So which ones the lie? Are you going to jail or are we going to jail?

[Jezzy123 @the_jezzy123]

Hey, didnt you get Section 12d for breaking your restraining order against Todd
"he believed <Todd> was encouraging other to create fake accounts and message him"
Meanwhile, fucking Lionel on his 70th account
"All of the messages observed appeared that Lionel was the sole author"

[Cryonel Debtlance @23klance]

@uglyloserlionel @LionelTheFelon We all live rent free inside his head. He's an obsessive little freak lmao. He pre-emptively blocks all the people that dog walk him on a regular basis lol

[Cryonel Debtlance @23klance]

@uglyloserlionel @LionelTheFelon We all live rent free inside his head. He's an obsessive little freak lmao. He pre-emptively blocks all the people that dog walk him on a regular basis lol

[Cryonel Debtlance @23klance]

No wonder it was sorta quiet today. The broke ass 🤡got banned yet again lmao

I can't wait to get that transcript from that last court hearing you had. its gonna have its own pinned tweet where you ADMIT that you LIED LMAOOOOOOOOO

[Cryonel Debtlance @23klance]

Pay your daddy Brokie

[Cryonel Debtlance @23klance]

🥱

Same story, Schizo out like an animal

Act like you got charges filed when you don't

pussy out when asked for proof

Rinse and repeat.