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[Cannabis 💚 @snoopdoggslungz]

Nobody talks about how weed makes you genuinely enjoy doing nothing. Like I sat outside for 45 minutes just watching clouds and nature and it was the best part of my week

[MJ⭐️ @mj_brouno]

Vacation pia lazima uamke uangalie laptop coz bila hiyo haungekuwa vacation😂

[Grizzly👽🐐 @Griz_zly8]

Kuna watu hawaezi elewa mbona lazima comrade akunywe maji before akule lunch 😂😂

[Gidi🍃 @Gidi014]

Hauwezi shame a man for trying to hit buana. Lads should shamelessly do and say whatever it takes to get laid. Hunters hunt!!

[Grizzly👽🐐 @Griz_zly8]

Trust me on this, connections ziko tu within your circle of friends, ni vile tu hawataki usaidike.

[🧊Monteverdi ®🌹 @I_loveblack_]

Bila pesa utashinda ume solve unending problems kila siku unachimba shimo moja kufunika shimo ingine I wish y'all find your financial freedom

[Grizzly👽🐐 @Griz_zly8]

me naonanga vile madem wanatumiwa vibaya huku campus i just pity wasee wataoa ao madem,dem anamaliza campus na body count ya 100,after campus before marriage atapepetwa mbaya then kuna msee atasettle na uyo dem buana shiet,bibi naenda kutafta ocha,hawa university acha tu.

[Weeh Mzee™ @weehmzeee]

One of the traits nataka kujifunza ni kueka siri zangu kama hawa watu hujua wako karibu kutravel abroad, jamaa ata dopamine imhit aje hawezi jaribu kutoa siri yake. Akifika huko ni picha mtaona.

[Mwizi Khafila @mwizikhafila]

kama kuna kitu moja adulthood imenifunza, sio lazima ukuwe related by blood na msee ndio akuwe family

[¿wusyaname? @misterr_jackson]

'tabasamu' is such a beautiful word, rightfully fits its meaning fr

[Grizzly👽🐐 @Griz_zly8]

A man who urinates without farting, cannot give birth to a baby boy

~African proverb~

[George T. Diano @georgediano]

It's going to take at least three generations for other tribes to outshine Murimaa babes. Those demons are the most beautiful set of women we have in Kenya.

[ᵥₗₐDᵢₘᵢᵣ Bᵢₙ ₗₐDₑₙ @AndyAndy]

Loyal niggas tuko indoors on a weekend, not because we’re broke, ni juu tumekataa kuwa slaves of the matrix.

[Anakin @avric_]

Sobriety ni kitu nimekubali haitawai happen kwa life yangu . I'm better off high or drunk.

[Arap Chelel @KiongoziGk]

Siku utaenda Uganda ulewe usahau uko Uganda,then bill ikuje ya 3million ndio utajua jack Daniels tano huisha kwa kichwa na sekunde

[#𝐍𝐚𝐭𝐞 @RealNate08]

Sijui inakuaga aje but the moment umeambia mtu plans zako, there are high chances hizo plans uharibika.

[Grizzly👽🐐 @Griz_zly8]

Ukifika ile stage yenye your friends are making big moves na wewe life yako ni kama iko stagnant. How are you supposed to cope with that?

[Michael Owino @MOwino81586]

Men friendship hukuwa Very open . Ukipata dem ya beshte yako anacheat, there's no need ya kuconfront huyo dem. Unafaa uulize beshte yako kama ako hapo kugonga Tu ama ni long term relationship. Akisema ako hapo for kugonga pekee then unawaambia ako sawa . That's how we advice men

[ALLANDEzzz @23maiyo]

@AdriaanNicborj @thrluv Hardddd

[ALLANDEzzz @23maiyo]

Me nakuambia Niko Yues unakataa nikama uko na mimi