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[KanekoaTheGreat @KanekoaTheGreat]

Grok Bot makes clipping YouTube podcasts ridiculously easy.

I just send it a link and say:

“Cut from 16:43 to 18:17.”

A few minutes later, the exact HD clip is ready in the chat.

My Clipper bot has already sent it to my Researcher and Writer bots, which pull the best quotes and prepare the caption.

I didn’t code any of this.

I literally just logged into my Google account on Grok Bot and asked it to clip a YouTube video.

I’ve wanted this for years: tell an AI which part of a podcast you want, and it automatically cuts the HD clip, transcribes it, and starts preparing the post.

Grok Bot makes workflows like this incredibly simple for a non-coder.

[tay @luvvnothottiez]

ai youngboy 2 stop running in n out my fucking house

[Gina Milan @ginamilan_]

Imagine how deeply corrupt you have to be to pass a law that stops journalists from exposing fraud in your own state.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Yes

[Dustin @r0ck3t23]

Elon Musk sent every Tesla employee a memo that took authority away from their managers and handed it to them.

He never asks for more hours. Every rule moves a decision closer to the person doing the work.

Musk: “Excessive meetings are the blight of big companies and almost always get worse over time.”

Companies have a role for everyone who creates process and no role for anyone who removes it. Meetings and approval chains survive because removing them was never anyone’s job.

Musk: “Walk out of a meeting or drop off a call as soon as it is obvious you aren’t adding value.”

Attendance has always been treated as proof of commitment. He made it worthless, and contribution became the only thing that counts in the room.

Musk: “It is not rude to leave, it is rude to make someone stay and waste their time.”

Ordinary manners protect whoever called the meeting. He moved that protection to everyone else sitting quietly with real work waiting on them.

Musk: “Don’t use acronyms or nonsense words for objects, software, or processes at Tesla. Anything that requires an explanation inhibits communication.”

Internal vocabulary converts knowledge into status and charges every newcomer a fee to participate.

A company that speaks plainly can absorb talent at full speed.

Musk: “Communication should travel via the shortest path necessary to get the job done, not through the chain of command.”

Most good ideas die in transit, three levels below anyone with the power to act on them.

Musk: “Any manager who attempts to enforce chain of command communication will soon find themselves working elsewhere.”

The only threat in the entire memo. A manager who insists on being routed through is buying his own relevance with everyone else’s time. Musk put a price on it.

Musk: “Always pick common sense as your guide. If following a company rule is obviously ridiculous in a particular situation, the rule should change.”

Following a bad rule normally shields you. Exercising judgment exposes you.

He flipped which one carries the risk, and every rule now has to earn its place against the person applying it.

Every institution drifts toward protecting its own comfort. The ones that keep building are held together by people who rewrite the rules back down to something a single person can act on.

Nothing on that list requires a budget, a headcount, or a title.

You can run the entire memo from wherever you are sitting right now. Most people never test it and never learn it was permitted the whole time.

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[databallr @databallr]

One of the strange things about LeBron's career is how infrequently we see this shot.

Can you imagine if Michael Jordan made this?

This was a midrange dagger over Kawhi in Game 7 of the NBA Finals!

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

@rustyrockets AI will do it

[Price Carter @priceacarter]

Moves like a DB that just got a pass break up...

[Jaina @Jainadave_]

STUDY FINDS: Going to the gym consistently makes you lose interest in people with no discipline, no goals, and no direction in life.

[Thrilla the Gorilla @ThrillaRilla369]

Tax his land,
Tax his bed,
Tax the table
At which he's fed.
Tax his work,
Tax his pay,
He works for peanuts
Anyway!
Tax his cow,
Tax his goat,
Tax his pants,
Tax his coat.
Tax his tobacco,
Tax his drink,
Tax him if he
Tries to think.
Tax his car,
Tax his gas,
Find other ways
To tax his ass.
Tax all he has
Then let him know
That you won't be done
Till he has no dough.
When he screams and hollers;
Then tax him some more,
Tax him till
He's good and sore.
Then tax his coffin,
Tax his grave,
Tax the sod in
Which he's laid.
When he's gone,
Do not relax,
Its time to apply
The inheritance tax.

Accounts ReceivableTax
Airline surcharge tax
Airline FuelTax
Airport MaintenanceTax
Building PermitTax
CigaretteTax
Corporate IncomeTax
DeathTax
Dog LicenseTax
Driving PermitTax
EnvironmentalTax (Fee)
Excise Taxes
Federal Income Tax
Federal Unemployment (UI)
Fishing License Tax
Food License Tax
Gasoline Tax (too much per litre)
Gross ReceiptsTax
HealthTax
Hunting LicenseTax
HydroTax
InheritanceTax
InterestTax
LiquorTax
LuxuryTaxes
Marriage LicenseTax
MedicareTax
MortgageTax
Personal IncomeTax
PropertyTax
PovertyTax
Prescription DrugTax
Provincial Income and sales tax
Real EstateTax
Recreational VehicleTax
Retail SalesTax
Service ChargeTax
SchoolTax
Telephone FederalTax
Telephone Federal, Provincial and Local Surcharge Taxes
Telephone Minimum Usage Surcharge Tax
Vehicle License Registration Tax
Vehicle Sales Tax
WaterTax
Watercraft RegistrationTax
Well PermitTax
Workers CompensationTax

THINK THIS IS FUNNY?
Not one of these taxes existed 60 years ago, & our nation was one of the most prosperous in the world. We had absolutely no national debt, had a large middle class, and Mom stayed home to raise the kids.

[aether @bluewdrift]

Ten lazy years can disappear the moment you lock in. Six months of discipline can erase a decade of drifting. Momentum is magic. It turns yesterday's failures into tomorrow's fuel.

[aether @bluewdrift]

Your death will come on an ordinary day, in the middle of unfinished plans and the world will continue without you.

So live a little.

[gum @gumvape]

The greatest middle finger you can give modern life is becoming impossible to rush. Look around. Taste the coffee. Finish the conversation. Let impatient people overtake you. Most of them don't even know where they're sprinting.

[gum @gumvape]

How long are you willing to postpone the life you want in exchange for the comfort of where you're currently at?

[COCO @TWOTIMESABITCH]

someone once told me, “only the people who care about you, can hear you when you're quiet” and that hit me hard.

[y @ysuckme]

we stress too much for a life that can end at any time.

make sure to live.

[Calenta @NBAPaint1]

We haven’t seen a guy get this many ugly buckets since Kevin Martin

[vanney @UneVanessa]

this is frying me😭😭