april.mcgee

[april.mcgee @23oneal]

@ElizabethM15 Still waiting for my Hogwarts letter to be delivered... I'm sure the owl just got lost.

[Nostalgia @ComedyPosts]

When you're in a relationship, everyone wants you. But when you're single; nothing...

[Pillow Talk @SomePillowTalk]

Fuck quickies, give me bite marks, scratches, & hickies ;)

[Stumbler Top @StumblerTop]

"I wasn't that drunk!".... "Dude, you were asking my cat why he killed Mufasa!"

[Nostalgia @ComedyPosts]

New STD called "feelings" ... Don't catch that shit.

[april.mcgee @23oneal]

Grr I hate this place would really like to kick your ass right now

[Stumbler Top @StumblerTop]

Above all else, guard your heart for it affects everything else you do.

[Pillow Talk @SomePillowTalk]

Every female knows that one annoying guy who constantly asks: "So when we gone chill?"

[april.mcgee @23oneal]

#wordsofmymother " how many times are you going to listen to that dog blasted song " gotta love her