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22 ♒️ she/they 🧚 🎷 ⛸ all I do is shitpost and complain 🐁

[T ✨ @23Poptart]

Yeah I may look cool, calm, and collected, but on the inside I’m actually 2300 confused bees all flying around in different directions

[T ✨ @23Poptart]

Don't send unsolicited dick pics if you're not prepared for all of her friends to see it, idk what to tell you 🤷‍♀️

[𝕱𝖎𝖆𝖘𝖈𝖆.* 𝚆𝙽𝙲 @uncletypewriter]

You spend months driving people south. You announce it is the only safe zone. You kettle the people there. And then you attack them by air and land. That is textbook genocide and anyone who denies it is a genocide supporter.

[Debbie Downer @ANGELBABYBITTY]

Hey sorry if I acted weird the other day my entire wellbeing is dependent on the tone of ur voice when u speak to me

[T ✨ @23Poptart]

I thought I was done with the painful part of getting a new tattoo but I just pulled the saniderm off of my arm hairs and that was WAY worse 🥲

[T ✨ @23Poptart]

@ActuallyTorey Playing stardew valley together when? 👀

[T ✨ @23Poptart]

As it turns out, the only coping skill I ever learned was *cat*

[T ✨ @23Poptart]

My car turning back on the check engine light 4 days after I paid to fix the same problem:

[T ✨ @23Poptart]

@sadgaybrownboi The word fuck is right under the word seeing and I definitely thought I read fucking the first time oops 😅

[T ✨ @23Poptart]

Shoutout to the state of Colorado for the extra fun challenge of not fist fighting my family members during Christmas dinner 💕🎄

[T ✨ @23Poptart]

My grandma @ me rn:

[T ✨ @23Poptart]

@reagsfics You're too good for this world 💕

[T ✨ @23Poptart]

Hunter from @chasepetramusic: sorry pls be kind and patient, I've been so sicky

Also Hunter: *throws down the best performance I've ever witnessed in my little life*

[T ✨ @23Poptart]

They just put honeydew into the fruit bowl to make everything else taste better by comparison. It's a decoy

[T ✨ @23Poptart]

"Excuse me, I actually like this band"

No but now I'm never gonna really like them bc all I'll think about is that one guy that shoved me out of his way 🤷‍♀️

[The Ragetones @theragetonesCO]

Shout out to the pop punk bro at The Wonder Years show who shoved Taryn behind him and said "excuse me, I actually like this band".

[T ✨ @23Poptart]

Idk, if I wasn't 100% sure which house I was looking for while I was blackout drunk at 5am, I probably wouldn't start banging on the neighbors' windows while they sleep.

[T ✨ @23Poptart]

When your DIY friend invites you to their show and you wanna be supportive so now you're standing in some guy's basement listening to some guy with a guitar sing about this one time he saw a spider in his bathroom

[The Ragetones @theragetonesCO]

POV: You're trying to watch the venue owner play Skate 3 but our pop-punk band is in the way

[T ✨ @23Poptart]

@ActuallyTorey They think you're a sim 😭

[T ✨ @23Poptart]

When people at work complain about my colored hair and tattoos so I give them my supervisor's phone number, who also has colored hair and tattoos