23rd_Day

Nothing truly substantial | He/Him |

[Vanderbilt Football @VandyFootball]

SHOCK. THE. WORLD

[23rd_Day @23rd_Day]

VANDY

[Sickos Committee @SickosCommittee]

Light em all off!

[KUT Austin @KUT]

Prop A would give more power to Austin’s police oversight offices; Prop B would do the opposite.

Early voting ends Tuesday. https://t.co/ppPXCD0f3K

[Astro Poets @poetastrologers]

Pisces stop remembering & live in the moment

[Lawrence Sonntag @SirLarr]

Life's too short to use only as much garlic as the recipe calls for

[23rd_Day @23rd_Day]

@opal256 Honestly, same

[YSAC @Yousuckatcookin]

It’s important to foster self disrespect in order to regulate ego

[Astro Poets @poetastrologers]

Friend: Do you want to hang out? It's Saturday night.
Pisces: Ok, let's sit inside and tell each other our secrets.

[23rd_Day @23rd_Day]

@IkeaToure @Havetheair Dude, I don't even want to use a car for long trips. Give me a train!

[Astro Poets @poetastrologers]

Friend: How's Sagittarius season going so far?
Pisces: Sagittarius season? For me, it's Pisces season all year long.

[23rd_Day @23rd_Day]

Damn my inability to buy a reasonable amount of groceries to carry home by myself

[The Duck @TheOregonDuck]

8 billion people and nobody want me

[Kansas Football @KU_Football]

No GoFundMe needed.

[Astro Poets @poetastrologers]

Pisces Friday plans: remembering everyone in their best light

[Astro Poets @poetastrologers]

Friend: How do you feel
Pisces: Excuse me?

[Champ UVA @UvaChamp]

Hey @HudsonODU, I talked to my people and asked if we could have a play date Saturday. They said yes! And guess what? They said we could meet up on the field at the @UVAFootball-@ODUFootball game! You in?

@servicedogsva | @MuttswaMission