Zach Owen

Future 12 O'CLOCK BOY #HTTR #teamsmoke #drunkfatchicks #NATS

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@lyleontrack Shit. My bad dude, I just clicked on your profile and saw your picture and the avid Taylor Swift fan. I didn’t know

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@lyleontrack Like he didn’t just get spun you fucking finook

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@EvansvilleDevi1 I think you forgot the most important rule. Be the man that knows everything. Be the man that criticizes Mike Trout’s swing because you know more than the best baseball player on the planet

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@Mappy6984 lol you mad cause he can actually walk on his own

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@Mappy6984 @Goetzy66 Don’t be an asshole and park wherever you feel like. Notice how every other car in the lot is in a parking spot except for 1 dickhead. He rightly got called out for being a douchebag and then started playing victim like a child

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@BWWings location in Williamsburg is trash. Wanted 10 boneless wings but got 9, paid extra for carrot and celery boat that didn’t show, got these ice cold tots that I paid extra for seasoning that clearly isn’t on there, and I was supposed to get extra ranch that was MIA too

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@BigRyan @MikeBeLike Which is crazy considering Kendrick did last years halftime show, you’d think his number would be 100%. Bad Bunny is globally more famous than anyone playing in the game tomorrow, but that doesn’t mean NFL players give a fuck who he is or listen to his music

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@BigRyan @MikeBeLike The numbers are biased pertaining to the NFL. 100% of Latino and Asian players polled knew Bad Bunny, followed by 66.7% of Caucasian players and 18% of African American players. 97% of total (not just African American) players polled knew who Kendrick is followed by Kodak at 89%.

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@MikeBeLike No shade, if you don’t know the players why are you even watching the game?

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@FBGreatMoments Assuming a teenager made this

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@CashItChris7 Brooks dropping 25 with Booker in the lineup. Sixers numbers are skewed without PG. At least Booker was sweat free and over by the end of the 1st Half

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@CashItChris7 And if Booker doesn’t play his number is going to go up to 22.5. He probably scores 22-23 even with Booker in the lineup.

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@CashItChris7 So why not play Dillon Brooks? He always covers at home

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@JoshuaMettey7 @LukaUpdates Stick to sharing porn on your burner account

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@TheColbyD now that you’re in NC, have you made it to the new Caesars Palace in Danville VA?

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@oldmansnots @stugotz790 Why are you so upset?

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@Jearias1884 @DerangedBalkan @stugotz790 That’s when I realized how long Stu had been carrying the show.

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@theScoreBet other Sportsbooks are voiding Sam Merrill, will your book offer the same?

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@duke_ofhazards @RGIII Penn State should hire Harvard’s head coach. He could bring his recruiting class and improve yalls