NunyaFuckingBusiness

The AVI is my mother who was stabed to death in prison.
Fuck you!

[NunyaFuckingBusiness @23Turns]

I promised myself I wouldn't marry until I found a cocksucker as good as my sister.

[NunyaFuckingBusiness @23Turns]

When I end up on Death Row and they ask me what I want for my last meal, I'm going to request @UhOhItsPookie

[Girl With Toys @girlwithtoys]

I would like to thank all servicemen. Especially those I've serviced.

[satan himself @satanspinktaco]

Duct tape doesn't stick to poop. Fml.

[miss charades @ShockTartBionic]

If you text me with pointless moments in your day there's a good chance I don't give a fuck

[Christofurrr @kuusela34]

If you keep pronouncing the L in salmon I going to stab you with my kah-nife

[NunyaFuckingBusiness @23Turns]

Twitter's most bangable:

@UhOhItsPookie

[C’est La Vie @Robert_Beau]

Courtney Love has really let herself go.

[NunyaFuckingBusiness @23Turns]

Let me toss your salad.

[NunyaFuckingBusiness @23Turns]

This brings back memories of my mother. God rest her soul.

[C’est La Vie @Robert_Beau]

Sup?

[NunyaFuckingBusiness @23Turns]

@UhOhItsPookie it's like my old man always said, "An idle vag is the Devil's workshop".

[NunyaFuckingBusiness @23Turns]

@UhOhItsPookie You need something to keep your vag occupied. And I have just the right tool for that.

[NunyaFuckingBusiness @23Turns]

I was washing it in the shower this morning and it just went off!

[Alan Felyk @AlanFelyk]

I'm smarter than I look. I say that like it's a big accomplishment.

[veggie femme @veggiefemme]

"Those women whose pussies you ate must have been really appreciative."

Um, well, I know I was.

[Kimber 🌊🇺🇸❄️ @stellasev7169]

I just ran over a squirrel. Or quite possibly a small Mexican.

[NunyaFuckingBusiness @23Turns]

From now on, instead of writing LOL, I'll just send this pic: