Carl🐐

Mechanical engineer || machinist || Design expert || Couturier ||

[Carl🐐 @247_carl]

What I’ll tell my boss this morning: “I was already on my way before rain started.”
What I won’t tell him: I was the one that ordered the rain online.
My God no dey wear flip-flops.

[lepa shandi 💃 @Real_Itunu]

What's the most confusing thing a mechanic has ever told you? 😔

Mine: "this your car dey reject the weather oo, e be like say e no like cold" 😂😂😂

Add yours 👇👇👇
#LagosMechanics

[Carl🐐 @247_carl]

@TomolaGroup Kindly give me some names of Nigerian blue-chip stocks i can invest in.

[Carl🐐 @247_carl]

@Jabz_CFC Raymond will do without killing.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Cool

[Carl🐐 @247_carl]

@DonHenzzy_ Is Portable a joke to you?😊
That nigga narrate his beef with other celebrities using his music

[Empire Mindset | Wealth Architect @guideforman]

Private equity explained in one minute

[Shubhvani @shubhvanii]

Things to Teach Your Son

1. Chess
2. How to sell
3. When to tip
4. Story telling
5. Change a tire
6. Firearm safety
7. Throw a punch
8. Love for nature
9. Public speaking
10. How to tell a joke
11. Entrepreneurship
12. How to catch a fish
13. How to treat a girlfriend
14. How to treat his parents.

[Davido @davido]

THE MACHINE IS HERE ! ‘GROOVING’ OUT MIDNIGHT! ⚙️😎✅🌍 ⁦@Odumodublvck_⁩

[Carl🐐 @247_carl]

@UBAGroup, if I had my ways, you and all your staff would not smell heaven.

[Instablog9ja @instablog9ja]

Just waaaaaaaait for it �

[Davido @davido]

OUT MIDNIGHT! 🚨🚨 BATMAN & ROBIN @Mayorkun

[Carl🐐 @247_carl]

@davido @Mayorkun @davido,
Your work rate and bangers don dey too much, who's it that you're owing?
well we no mind, as long as you keep nourishing our souls with your confirm gbedu.
#BATMAN & ROBIN

[Carl🐐 @247_carl]

@it_Rutie @instablog9ja Na Anthony Josua punch her

[Carl🐐 @247_carl]

Exactly

[Jenn, the car girl🚘✨ @_sheisjennifer]

Looks like the orange in that juice commercial shouting "pick me, pick me"😭

[Carl🐐 @247_carl]

@Adhekunbi Me: Is this a prank or sth?
Her: 👀
Me: I'll call one of my sure Gees and be like
"Guy, why you go carry my car use run shima? U suppose collect lodge na. The least u could do is clean up the car. I'll angrily hang up and tell her if I was the one, would I be so stupid to drop it

[Carl🐐 @247_carl]

How person wan take explain this?

[Carl🐐 @247_carl]

The storyline of this non-fiction is truly a 10/10.
This movie taught me two powerful lessons:

1. Being a good person doesn’t guarantee that life will treat you kindly.

2. Always sow good seeds with a pure heart—they’ll find their way back to you eventually.
#STRAW

[Pharaoh👳🏾‍♂️👑 @MrMekzy_]

This made me cry, it broke my heart fr. Please let’s help him out and even if you don’t have money please repost. I saw it on the tl and was moved to share.🥺😭🙏🏾💔

[Carl🐐 @247_carl]

@PulseNigeria247 CAR-ton