Gary Norman

It's all about big, wobbly, pounding, thumping, bone-shattering, offensive basslines. And boobs.

[priscilla page @BBW_BFF]

up late doing important work like searching my email inbox for the word "dickbike"

[Jeremy Clarkson @JeremyClarkson]

@piersmorgan If you don't shut up, I shall start to reveal details of your past life that would make you VERY unhappy.

[Gary Norman @247machine]

If spunk tasted like KFC Gravy I would give SO MUCH HEAD.
There I said it.
#KFC #Colonel #Friedchicken #Gravy #fingerlickingood

[Gary Norman @247machine]

@SHED8888 same here :-( #worksucks

[Gary Norman @247machine]

@professorgreen he's singing a song that'll get on your nerves, get get get on your nerves...

[Gary Norman @247machine]

Reinstalled twitter #twitter #ifyoucantbeatemjoinem #hashtagsarefuckinawesome #whatdidimiss

[Gary Norman @247machine]

Let's play Scramble With Friends. My username is 'Renegademaster'. http://t.co/K4HqUf5n #GamesWithFriends

[Gary Norman @247machine]

War Memorial, Mattock, UK http://t.co/59Cdhotm

[Gary Norman @247machine]

Playing Skullcrack at full volume cos there's no other f*cker in the house (",) #waystoblowmyspeakers

[Gary Norman @247machine]

@ollyday84 your pic makes you look like an egg.

[Gary Norman @247machine]

I STILL don't feel Christmassy.

[Gary Norman @247machine]

Don't tweet often so I'll try and make it profound. Mondays generally suck arse, and today was no exception.

[Gary Norman @247machine]

@I_Skream Me too, makes me wanna buy a Satan costume and follow them around town...

[noog @noog]

Who the fuck made it illegal to slap people for saying absolutely dumb shit at awkward times?

[Gary Norman @247machine]

Conjunctivitus.com - Now there's a site for sore eyes.

[Gary Norman @247machine]

Looks like another scorcher... But enough about my bowel movements.

[Gary Norman @247machine]

Just had a Dumb and Dumber moment on the bog, thankfully the flush DID work. Sincere apologies to Thames Water #itsyourproblemnow

[Gary Norman @247machine]

@simonpegg "Luke... Could you... pass me... my... Ventolin...." #whatvadersays

[Gary Norman @247machine]

@BadTasteJokes What's the difference between a train carriage and a miscarriage?
You can't eat a train carriage. #BTJ