Liz

Satire. All content is alleged.

[tamara౨ৎ @bright3rrdays]

if abortion is murder then where are the death certificates

[Sonhei 🎀 @kiara7829]

Men are more successful in sales because they're socially conditioned to be predators who don't listen to no.

[Osvaldo González @osvaldoags]

Karla, reportando una caja sospechosa que en realidad era una caja llena de churros:

[paula @paulacetamol_]

qué dijistes de la peñafiel twist con limón y sal pendeja

[Purrs 🏴 @NewPerspectives]

this has got to be an all-timer video from the 21st century so far

[Jill Gunter ☕ @jillgun]

We truly could not have gotten a better Pope for this time in world history.

[Brian Kimmel @IAmTheKimmel]

My dad used to completely lose interest in a movie if something stupidly unbelievable happened in it. But understand, this meant that if he was watching a werewolf movie and a character went to the post office on Sunday when they’re closed, he’s stop watching.

[chris cross big apple sauce 🍎🗽🍕🥯 @notchrisvolpe]

Obsessed with his need to run this city like the ultimate PTA parent

[g⭐ldie locs ⚢ @XOFashionKillaa]

😭😭

[jakie 🍮 @yakliiinaor]

2 de octubre no se olvida

[hue @carls_hue]

Por qué esconderías un elemento de seguridad 😭😭
por qué crees que son rojo chillón 😭😭

[Buhle @Guluvakazi_sa]

my advice to toddlers is to start saving your money now.

[aki hightowercel @alphalicent]

saw a tiktok about a group of women who found a drunk dude and took care of him and this was the top comment. it genuinely makes my heart hurt that i and other women can’t experience the world the way men can

[Mike 📺 @michaelcollado]

Primetime but it’s about Ryan Murphy’s crimes against television

[🎅🏼☃️Rodri Davenport🎄 @CafeSlava]

El señor que olvidó sus churros después de que lo convirtieron en el Unabomber mexicano.

[🍒Pam Rosemary /•̀ᴗ•́\੭ @trementyna]

jajajajajaja la caja sospechosa contenía churros
Los polis: "procedo a pie"

[🇧🇷 @commiegato2]

LA mexicans literally cannot speak english or spanish what is going on

[onyekachi @honeycaki3]

electric toothbrushes were originally made for people with disabilities but now everyone uses them. the same with velcro, & even curb cuts, which were designed for wheelchair users, but now useful to cyclists & pram-pushing mothers. rights for a subgroup can end up benefiting all