φιλομάθεια

[Don’t Boo…Revolt! @BreeNewsome]

Can you imagine waking up on a slave plantation, telling somebody that we need to revolt and they respond, “but what would that accomplish? And what about the cotton supply?”

[only 1 uzama @KaiUzama]

OCD does not always present as needing a tidy place 24/7. Your obsession/compulsion can be to literally anything. If you touch my sister on her left hand, she has to touch her right hand to “balance” it, that’s a compulsion.

You can be the most scattered person & still have OCD. OCD is not synonymous with being neat, it is with being obsessive.

[Felix @felixherbt]

Macron understands the greed of African leaders! Give them relevance and steal their conscience. That’s why Traoré chased him out of Burkina Faso.

[Astra 🪖 @Astra_szn]

The thief in your class when he sees you writing your name on your new calculator

[Cryron Lue @StevyFranchise_]

No such thing exists

[Akin Ifeanyi Agunbiade @Akin_Agunbiade]

The only ideas public university administrators have for revenue generation are school fees, bakery and pure water factory.

He no dey pass those three.

Nothing like endowment funds, converting their vast lands to startup parks or leasing them to manufacturers who can engage students with internships.

Bunch of stupid professors running Nigeria's educational system.

[The President🫶🏾 @1cashgordon]

Lmao I respect this bc this be my favorite way to show you I’m not your nigga 😭😭😭😭😭

[Chetnam “Scootercooch” Pickens @ChetnamBagKing]

Just took a shit without my phone #primal

[َ @gffyoq]

i'm 3 inconveniences away from trying heroin.

[Addy 🍜 | VGEN @vegeebs]

Doing the reverse of this when u hit the twitter word limit

[德亚 🖤 @elonhatedera]

Ukrainian Feminists since Ukraine started mobilizing women into the Army

[back in the wilderness @theboyzoom]

Any substance thats not making me hallucinate is not worth consuming. Fuck am I supposed to do with nicotine and caffeine in this modern age of our lord Jesus Christ??

[Bemzy @bemzyfr]

when you realize hospitals serve meat in their food but you never see a meat truck delivered it to them

[Sai Ishaya @Sai_Ishaya_]

Arab societies are intricately linked to Islam, and confronting that history will lead to topics that many people do not want to broach.

[We$t @flygodT]

Blacks won’t talk about it because they don’t want to offend their Muslim daddies

[FD🛋️ @NowRockinwithFD]

Me and my guys dey settings with booze and muzz.
One guy come dey pour the coke pass the spirit. Na so the next man ask am whether he fold bread come from house😂😂

[COOLEE BRAVO @ItalianFiesta]

Yall failed a group project together and you made him solely responsible

[Dr Dick Gargantuan, DMD @MikeJazzpenis]

Anybody else name a baby today?

[Diablo @el_diablllo_]

When I'm in the middle of talking to a 10/10 nurse and the doctor interrupts to ask if I want to see my newborn son