Mike

GONE FISHING

[Mike @24HourDelay]

@WildTurkey that’s pretty cool! Is it because your product and others like it that keep first responders on their toes?

[Mike @24HourDelay]

Chucky from Good Will Hunting is a garbage Batman.

[Mike @24HourDelay]

The best part of #JurassicWorldFallenKingdom is the strong shout out @CavemanCoffeeCo got in the beginning. #productplacement

[Mike @24HourDelay]

@KamalaHarris keep talking shit! #hrc, #dnc, #uranium1, #Wasserman-Schultz, and #sethrich, but meeting with another leader is bad.

[Mike @24HourDelay]

@blckriflecoffee @Art15Clothing The same thing when the raccoons would steal MRE’s from a ruck, nothing. Lay real still and be super quiet.

[Mike @24HourDelay]

@DBolelli The tale of the 47 Ronin is one of the best stories in history! I’m stoked you’re covering it.

[Mike @24HourDelay]

@joerogan better form than @bryancallen

[Mike @24HourDelay]

This asshole chopped down a tree to get sun to his solar panels.

[Mike @24HourDelay]

@tomsegura

[Mike @24HourDelay]

@thehumanxp that’s how you keep your weenier dog from getting plump.

[Mike @24HourDelay]

Veterans suicide=🦗🦗🦗🦗 Chef’s suicide= 🥜🥜🥜🥜gallery on parade. I guess only celebrities lives matter.

[Mike @24HourDelay]

@ThatChrisRyan @stateofflowvets Our timeline is at the very least, an interesting one.

[Mike @24HourDelay]

@joerogan @USATODAY if you kill the head vampire you break their spells.

[Mike @24HourDelay]

I was thinking of seeing a show at the @TheComedyStore, but the best jokes today are in the ballots.

[Mike @24HourDelay]

@DBolelli Great podcast on the Magliana Gang! Too bad Calvi dry snitched on himself to the pope.

[Mike @24HourDelay]

@joerogan Careful Joe, you wouldn’t want political correctness to say “hold my beer”.

[Mike @24HourDelay]

Cherry punch pedialyte is the champagne of red drink.

[Mike @24HourDelay]

@stateofflowvets @CNN @tomsegura

[Mike @24HourDelay]

You want a #psychedelic trip on the natch? Eat that #Arizona e.coli lettuce. Epic purge, heat stress and the release. You might die though.