Michelle

[Michelle @24MRCarter]

@jtkantor La vie en rose please? Thanks!

[re: emma @evemmore]

reading classics is like wow human nature has been fundamentally unchanged throughout history and we have always been deeply emotional creatures capable of great love and great evil. and then there’s like fifty pages about how a farmer decided to switch methods for harvesting hay

[Michelle @24MRCarter]

@jtkantor can you play Daniel by Elton John today? You’re the best

[Michelle @24MRCarter]

@jtkantor Can you play “You Can Call Me Al” tonight? Thanks so much!

[Rosemary Mosco (Bird And Moon Comics) @RosemaryMosco]

Ah, the beautiful butts of the sea.
A few weeks ago, some twitter folks saw the news about a new marine worm that had 100 or more butts. We decided to collaborate on this comic. My co-conspirators here are @MaureenBug and @americanbeetles. #invertebuttweek

[Gators Daily 🐊 @GatorsDaily]

I have a solution

[jen merritt!!! @jennifermerr]

he’s right. we could put them all in an arena to fight to the death and have people pay to spectate and place bets. the money raised could go towards a real way to combat climate change

[jonny sun @jonnysun]

did a fish write this

[Zoë Coombs Marr @zoecoombsmarr]

You are what you eat I guess

[grovy @grovymango]

the ocean is technically soup bc it has salt veggies meat and it’s been heating up

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

The Dogs of 2018

[bug girl @buggirl]

ok but who are WE to decide if the megalodon is extinct or not we’ve only explored like 5% of the ocean so that assumption is: rude

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Riley. Every morning he hangs over the wall and drops his toy so the nearest passerby is forced to play with him. It works 100% of the time. 14/10

[Skoog @Skoog]

[at a dive bar]

Friend: Look, I know you're disappointed, but we should at least have one drink.

Me: *wearing flippers, a wetsuit and a snorkle* I'd like to leave, please.

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Jinx. He would like to invite you aboard his boat. Won’t stop mentioning that he is the captain. Likes to bork at the other boats. 13/10 would help him steer

[jonny sun @jonnysun]

the universe and all of its stars across all of its time did not align to bring you here, at this one moment, just for you. so theres no pressure. we are all just dust. and we are dust that knows it is dust, which gives us a little more to deal with than all the rest of the dust

[A Small Fiction @ASmallFiction]

"I know you don't feel like it," the manatee said to itself in the mirror, "but you gotta get out there today.

"The world needs mermaids."