Bear

Bribe me with cats, frisbee, chocolate chip cookies and banana milkshakes. I'll do absolutely nothing for you in return.

[Bear @24PolarBears]

And let's have a moment for 'mr irrelevant' BROCK PURDY LEADING THE 49ERS LIKE A CHAMP

[Bear @24PolarBears]

Hooooooly cow LETS GO JAGS

[Last Podcast on the Left @LPontheleft]

WAIT ELON TOOK AWAY OUR BLUE CHECK HAHAHAHA FUCK

[Bear @24PolarBears]

One of my client's new years resolutions is to be as difficult as possible. I don't know why asking for clarification has opened up a range of 'you have the information you need'. No I don't. Why would I be asking for it if I have it?

[Robert Griffin III @RGIII]

Please don’t share the video of the Damar Hamlin play. Share this because we are all Praying for him and his family.

[JJ Watt @JJWatt]

The game is not important.

Damar Hamlin’s life is important.

Please be ok. Please.

🙏🏼

[Bear @24PolarBears]

I just really don't like Christmas and I don't enjoy being forced into it every year. I'll take the holiday and I'm all g

[Gary Neville @GNev2]

Not Johnson? Not Sunak ? Not Truss ? Not Kwarteng ? It’s me that’s betrayed Britain 😂😂😂

[Bear @24PolarBears]

Nurses aren't on a bad salary? Are you fucking kidding me! If the people saving your life can't feed their families through their 'living wage' then it ain't a living wage you muppet. And why do you think people are striking??? CAUSE THE WAGE AINT ENOUGH YOU MUPPET.

[Bear @24PolarBears]

Got home today for Christmas. Aunt hosting this year has covid so can't have us. One of my cousins then says well I've seen the Hares (us) in september for an hour so let's have an Xmas without them. Seriously. Now it's my family alone and the rest separate. Fuck you pricks.

[Bear @24PolarBears]

How you can watch mamma Mia 2 without sobbing youre a fucking monster

[Bear @24PolarBears]

Went to watch Abba Voyage and immediately put on mamma Mia 2 when you get home

[Bear @24PolarBears]

You have the mindset of a flamingo

[Bear @24PolarBears]

RIP Robbie Coltrane, devastating to lose hagrid at only 72 :( https://t.co/GhdyOZ2dkM

[Bear @24PolarBears]

😭devastating news. Cherry was such a star and proud voice in the drag community

[RuPaul @RuPaul]

So sad to hear. A bright star and a lovely person. @TheCValentine Always in our hearts. https://t.co/cA0TsMZ0PN

[Bear @24PolarBears]

Jeffrey Dahmer had a huge calathea that he managed to keep alive whereas mine have kicked the bucket within a year. Does the stench of death keep these dumbass plants alive?

[Bear @24PolarBears]

Getting told off by a client for working today. Maybe if you hadn't created so much work on your indecision I wouldn't be billing you for 4 hours today.