Black Sharpie

LM for @osasfootball (2025-) | Here for a good time not a long time 🙌 | Honouring the legacy of my grandfather, Lotus Biscoff.

[Black Sharpie @24TBLB]

Hello all, a quick update after many months of this account being offline. My son, Lotus Biscoff III, has permanently left @OSASFootball after his contract expired in the summer.

I made my official debut to the club in September earlier this year. See you on the pitch!

-LBII

[Black Sharpie @24TBLB]

Say, not see. My spelling has taken a toll due to this difficult time. Forgive me for any mispellings of Niger. 🇳🇪

[Black Sharpie @24TBLB]

Thinking of flying a plane into a skyscraper. Anyone know any that have Speb living in them?

[Black Sharpie @24TBLB]

For legal reasons, this is a joke. At least that’s what I’ve been told to see. You know what, ignore this tweet. I’m sad at the moment. Go watch Chernobyl to match my pain

[Black Sharpie @24TBLB]

Fun fact, Speb is the reason why I’m alive. I was grown in a lab at his recommendation. I am a genetically modified God who has the power to rule the galaxy, but I play shit football instead.

[Black Sharpie @24TBLB]

Speb was an absolute soldier throughout his time at OSAS. Him and I spent many months training together and I wish him nothing but the best for his future endeavours.

Stay safe, Gonzalez.
⚪️⚫️

[OSAS FC @OSASFootball]

It is with a heavy heart that we at OSAS FC announce that SPEB GONZALEZ will be leaving at the end of the season and wont be with us for the 26/27 season

Speb contributed to both a division 1 promotion place and to the clubs first ever trophy

Forever OSAS

[Black Sharpie @24TBLB]

@OSASFootball CONGRATULATIONS! We would’ve dissolved as a club a long time ago if it wasn’t for THIS MAN. So proud of the guy, and so proud to have him as my teammate #osasfc

[OSAS FC @OSASFootball]

The OSAS FC awards of the season have been announced:

Goalscorer Award: Helmet

Playmaker Award: EGG

Most improved: Sharpie

Golden Glove: Sypher

Deadball award: EGG

Defensive award: Speb

Goal of the season: Helmet over the top of keeper in promotion game

[Black Sharpie @24TBLB]

@OSASFootball He is heartbroken at the news but fully understands. He has an execution planned for tomorrow morning, he will make NO MORE mistakes

[Black Sharpie @24TBLB]

THESE are the teammates a club should strive to have. I’ve learnt a lot this season, and while I’m excited for what the future has to offer, I’m proud of the progress I’ve made. MORE GOALS!!
#OSAS

[OSAS FC @OSASFootball]

EGG when asked about his new midfield partner Sharpie:

"He struggled earlier on in the season but last night he was everywhere on the pitch attacking, defending and creating space in the midfield alongside me. For me he was man of the match. Also his goal was next level"❤️

[OSAS FC @OSASFootball]

EGG when asked about his new midfield partner Sharpie:

"He struggled earlier on in the season but last night he was everywhere on the pitch attacking, defending and creating space in the midfield alongside me. For me he was man of the match. Also his goal was next level"❤️

[Black Sharpie @24TBLB]

@OSASFootball Wow, what a great guy! I’ve definitely grown as a player, and my grandfather is immensely proud of me. The performance I had last night was one I can’t take all the credit for. Rigorous training, some tough team talks, and harsh reality checks woke me up.

Thank you to the fans!

[Black Sharpie @24TBLB]

@OSASFootball @HappyPunch Computer says no

[Black Sharpie @24TBLB]

@OSASFootball @HappyPunch Shut up gimp

[Black Sharpie @24TBLB]

My grandfather is putting in work behind the scenes to help this club. You saw some of that work last night… more coming!

[OSAS FC @OSASFootball]

Last night we went on a perfect run that massively turned our playoff run around which placed us in contention for a another trophy

Looks like the new managers tactics are working😉

[OSAS FC @OSASFootball]

Last night we went on a perfect run that massively turned our playoff run around which placed us in contention for a another trophy

Looks like the new managers tactics are working😉

[OSAS FC @OSASFootball]

24TB TO OSAS FC. HERE. WE. GO.

The former LW for the club has decided to step up and become the next manager to get us back to our best

We all believe in him and are holding out hope that he is the key to fixing our problems

Welcome back to OSAS our number 24♥️

[Black Sharpie @24TBLB]

@OSASFootball MY GRANDFATHER BECOMES MANAGER AT MY DREAM CLUB. What a fantastic bit of news that I’ve been withholding for a little while. So great to finally have this news out!

[Black Sharpie @24TBLB]

UP THE OSAS

[OSAS FC @OSASFootball]

WE HAVE DONE IT 😭
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN THE CLUBS HIGHEST FINISH...
DIVISION1⃣
NO WORDS THIS IS WHERE WE BELONG👑

UP THE OSAS

[Black Sharpie @24TBLB]

LET’S GO!!!! WHAT A BRILLIANT PERFORMANCE FROM EVERYONE

[OSAS FC @OSASFootball]

SHARPIE WHAT HAVE YOU JUST DONE

A LAST MINUTE PASS FROM EGG PUT INTO THE BOX LOOKS UNLIKELY AND THEN WHO ELSE OTHER THAN SHARPIE IS THERE TO MEET IT AND PUT IT THE BACK OF THE NET 😭😭😭#

AND WHATS MORE THAT PUT US INTO THE PLACES FOR DIV 1 PROMOTION FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER!

[OSAS FC @OSASFootball]

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN

WE HAVE MADE IT TO DIVISION 2 UNBEATEN

THIS CLUB MAN...

Massive shoutouts to SHARPIE AND GANUS for scoring a hatrick EACH in the promotion final

An incredibly big thank you to our coaching staff, players, the manager EGG and most importantly the fans.