He didn’t come on a stallion - but a donkey.
He didn’t come as the elite - but a carpenter.
He didn’t come as a warrior - but a savior.
He didn’t come as a gift, but today:
He’s the greatest gift you could receive.
ICED COFFEE should be CHEAPER than the same sized HOT COFFEE because like half of what you’re paying for is LITERALLY ICE thank you for coming to my ted talk
@GloryCole7 this is how you’re suppose to greet me every time I walk through the door... so you have it for future reference. 😉😎 https://t.co/LvCd3xVYRb
One of my favorite games to play is “is my headache from dehydration, caffeine withdrawal, lack of proper nutrition, my ponytail, stress, lack of sleep, not wearing my glasses or brain tumor?”
[Me drunk in the stands at the olympics heckling my husband who is a curler] oh LOOK who finally learned how to use a friCKIN BROOM. real nice doug where was this whEN YOU SPILLED FUNIONS IN THE DEN doug