A 2-star QB scrambling for potentially the national-championship-winning touchdown on 4th down in his hometown against his hometown team after winning the Heisman for the most losing program of all time while his mother with MS screams for joy from her seat is possibly the limit of how good sports can get
Prep for a morning tee time in your late 20s:
- wake up, pretend to stretch (you think you can still go straight to the range and rip it)
- take 2 advil
- 2 cups hot coffee
- drive to the course with the seat warmer on full blast to loosen up the back
- Arrive at range and hit 60 degree pitches until your back finally loosens up (20 mins)
- hit 2 drivers, full speed
- head to first tee
BREAKING: The EF-5 drought is officially over.
The National Weather Service has upgraded the June 20, 2025 Enderlin, North Dakota tornado to EF-5, the first confirmed since 2013’s Moore, OK event.
Wind speeds exceeded 210 mph, tossing loaded grain hoppers and even a tanker car 475 ft, completely scouring a farmstead and debarking trees across a mile-wide swath.
📍Enderlin → Alice, ND
🌀 12-mile path | 1-mile width | 3 fatalities
🗓 June 20, 2025 11:02 – 11:21 PM CDT
#EF5 #ndwx #tornado #weather
Susie from Alabama says if she wins the $2 billion power ball she’s going to use her first $70 million to pay Kalen DeBoer’s buyout. This is so great. God bless SEC football:
I know we joke about stuff being incomprehensible to the European mind but 105,000 people giving a standing ovation to a 90-year-old man in a tuxedo after he puts on a mascot head is probably really hard for them to understand.
Cantlay: Finance. Is actually proficient in Excel
Cam: some IT guy who just spent 4 days fixing a Teams integration issue (he hates Teams)
Ben: Overly, energetic Product Manager. Uses a standup desk.
Collin: Intense BizDev guy. Drives a blacked out Model X