Daniel

God is on my side. I cannot lose!

[Daniel @24ktrse_]

There!

[The @DamiElebe]

Until death removes you from this world, reset button is forever pressable.

[SayMuyi @nobodylikesmuyi]

god i no wan be that uncle wey dey always sound intelligent but e no guide.

[human rose toy 🇫🇷 @nashemt]

i didnt pay for shit and i’m seeing it as well 😎

[jay @bigstepper890]

U come dey beg me for 1k say u want use am drink garri,dude do u think I'm stupid?
garri wey be 1h per cup,u want drink 10 cups of garri??
I don sha send 2h,buy one cup of garri, then use the rest of the change to buy either ground nut or sugar,never both.

[Idris @Crhedrys]

“Ronaldo is just hard work”

[The Strongest @BoogeyThat]

In Nigeria, It's not enough that you battle your oppressors. You also have to fight the willing slaves. And dem plenty.

[Babalola Esq.⚖️ @Owiggy_]

Nobody even vexed you, nobody even begged you. You just woke up on a beautiful day and decided to fabricate lies unprovoked. I hope Elon pays you your millions

[Daniel @24ktrse_]

Are you fuckin STUPID???

[QueenDoris @QueenDoris16]

I don’t know if I’m insensitive o🥺

I like Alex Ekubo.. but I think it was selfish of him to get married knowing fully well that he’s sick and might likely not make it..

Imagine making that innocent young girl a widow ..

[Akóh 🎴 @ManLikeAkoh]

They’ll obviously lie if they fancy you. So just ask “where were you during the fifa worldcup in South Africa in 2010”

[Adedamola❤️❤️❤️ @ThatGirlDML_1]

Everyone has been calling them “kids” “pupils” e reach your turn now, na “minors”. 😒

[Lola Okunrin @lollypeezle]

Let me shock you bros. They have still not done this bridge. If it rains heavily today, people will still carry each other ni konkolorun.

[Daniel @24ktrse_]

@logicfgs Your timer and temperature no dey correct😂na settings…you fit use the manual or browse the product.

[Nobody @dharnyyoung]

"Messi good boy, Ronaldo bad boy" gimmick in 2026. 😂

[Tonton 🇨🇵 @DiKachii]

It's funny how formally we don't dress to our climate anymore...the computer socks (I'm not sure where the name came from but I'm guessing it's from punched cards of early computers) is actually designed to let breeze touch your leg.

[5. @manlikeNife]

Rent 1.5m

Total package 2.1m

For 22 years old boy o, wey just finish service and never even get job

[Chicken Catcher🐔 @Only1Etubo]

I no sure say you don't get toothache before 😭

[Gilmore🇳🇬 🇬🇧 @Gilmoorre]

Idamu adugbo

[Tosin Adebayor @Adebay0r__]

Head of in house security for 49 years and can’t afford a good life ??? You will fear Nigeria capitalism by force !!!!!

No his son trying to uplift the man is now seen as a Good Samaritan. Wow

[tobi @oluwatobiexe]

man..

[Goke🍹🇫🇷🇦🇷🇵🇹 @gokehq]

Na money I come withdraw o, which one be pilot dey call me for back? I book flight?

[Àshàké(not Ololade)❤️ @Molayoo_]

How me and you go go event, I bought regular tickets for us… we reach there, person wey you sabi con upgrade your own ticket from Regular to VIP, you come abandon me for regular lmaooo

You come say make I no crash out?
You’re very silly.