Uncle Scrooge

[That Rabbit Guy @Son_ImSleep]

Lmaooooooooooooooo

[Uncle Scrooge @256_JetLife]

😂😂😂

[cha$e @jehovahsflyest]

niggas be fresh af with a pocket full of pocket

[Moriö @tebogstaT]

When she thinks she’s competing with other girls but she’s actually competing with how happy I am alone.

[love, jones. 🦋 @jambria_]

& do cause that shit taste like dish water

[Uncle Scrooge @256_JetLife]

I miss those days

[𝓽𝓭𝓭𝔂 🐾 @popup_tddy]

Stoners in USA is this right?
1 gram is a dub = $20.00
3.5 grams is an 8th = $45.00-$50.00
7 grams is a quarter = $100.00
14 grams is half an ounce = $200.00
28 grams is a full ounce = $250.00-$300.00

[𝓐𝔂𝓸✯ @shefwayo]

POV: i manipulated her into cutting me off so I wouldn't be the bad guy who gave up on us

[Softboy @softboywin]

They said when black people be on time it means they not staying long 😭😭😭😭

[𝕊ડs𝕥ꪗꪶꪖr ✰ @wtfisSss]

owing me money and having plasma in your body is crazy

[Uzi @UziCryptoo]

I can’t believe we used to throw toilet paper and eggs at houses and now we can’t afford toilet paper, eggs or a house.

[Champ✨ @Ib_ra_himm]

Me: *disables Google home microphone*

Me: hey google

Google: your microphone is currently disabled

Me:

[Ave @SebastianAvenue]

Tony stole Elvira from Frank, killed Frank, had the Porsche and survived the shootout in the club. Coming outside and seeing this I would have felt untouchable as well.

[Paris The Icon @_ParadiseParis1]

Old fashion robbing. We going back to a proper country

[Frank @SaksLikely]

Ain’t Neva had dat b4 🤣🤣

[1eozim @1eozinho01]

Em 11 anos trabalhando ele jamais alcançaria esse valor kkk entendi a lógica dele

[BASED SAVAGE @crackcobain__]

Them unc jokes ain’t funny no more huh

[Sgt Blackout 🫡 @coldcallsniper]

Looking like a receptionist at work that I would put my entire career on the line for

[vids that go hard @vidsthatgohard]

Me: I should still have about $500 left

My account: $24.08

[♰ 𝙽𝚊𝚎𝚝𝚘 @fw_naetoblaq]

When bro said: “If I die, sell my kidney and buy your dream car”
(mf died due to kidney failure) 😭