Okay. I'm just going to say it. My dream scenario.
Bobby Webster sits down next to 3 vacant podium mics. He speaks for about 70 seconds. He brings out Kawhi Leonard.
Kawhi laughs. Says he's home. Says he chose Toronto. Says he's happy he's not coming back alone.
Kyle Lowry walks out. He says he's signing with Toronto. But not just for 1 day. He's signing for the full year.
But there's a third seat. And it's open. Kyle keeps looking over at the seat. It starts to get weird low key. Who are we waiting on?
Someone inevitably asks what made Kyle commit to a full season. He quips that he's glad someone finally asked. And he says "unfinished business"
And then DeMar walks out. And the entire media room is in shock. Samson is saying "Holy Cow". Doug is crying in the corner. Josh's head explodes. Grange tries to remain cool. Will is yelling "Is he the third man? Is he the third man".
Now. Raptors. Do this. Please. For the culture. And for the wrestling fan in me.