Randy Lahey

Leads the league in dads fought. Co creator of the “Pilgrim Pump” along side @tmarhoffer5. CEO of “RinkGuys R us”.

[Randy Lahey @26_summitave]

Name a more banger certified song than Dancing Queen by ABBA. You can’t.

[Marlin @nostalgiafkninc]

WBS in full effect

[Rudder 🇻🇦 @ruallsion]

Getting good at? We’ve won 60 Super Bowls

[Jon 🔬 @JonnyMicro]

I was told riots are the language of the unheard, mate

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

I see your profile picture. That’s Johnny Cash. My hero too. Arrested seven times. Smuggled 668 amphetamines across the Mexican border in 1965. Took every drug there was and drank like I did. Cheated on his first wife. Slept with more woman than I ever did. Hit bottom in a cave in Tennessee in 1968 trying to crawl off and die. And then he got up. He got clean. He spent the rest of his life singing for prisoners and addicts and the people the country threw away because he knew he was one of them.

That was the whole point of the Man in Black. He wore it for the poor and the beaten down. He wore it for the prisoner who has long paid for his crime. He wore it for the ones who never heard a word of Jesus. He wore it for the addicted and the dying. He wore it as a standing witness that no one is past saving.

You picked his picture. You did not pick his message. Try listening to the words.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@Boilers32 It most definitely was not. I would never have forgotten my drugs.

[kAsada @RealGitmoTrump]

Euros are such incredible pussies

[Pope Leo XIV @Pontifex]

Artificial intelligences do not undergo experiences, do not possess a body, do not feel joy or pain, do not mature through relationships, and do not know from within what love, work, friendship or responsibility mean. Nor do they have a moral conscience, since they do not judge good and evil, grasp the ultimate meaning of situations, or bear responsibility for consequences. They may imitate or even simulate, but they do not understand what they produce, for they lack the affective, relational, and spiritual perspective through which human beings grow in wisdom. #MagnificaHumanitas

[fuck off kevin @bringsnacks__]

Boomers will look you dead in the eye and just lie 😂😂☠️

[NEETzsche @NEETzscheIDDQD]

Boomers think we went from ~700 McDonald's chains in 1965 to ~18,000 in 1995 by never eating out.

[Steve Byrne @stevebyrnelive]

This is rich coming from her. Here's a personal story of the irony here: 2007, CH does The Tonight show w Jay Leno. She makes fun of Angelina Jolie & her newly adopted son, 3 yr old Pax, who is Asian.

CH: “He probably doesn’t even realize he’s Asian yet! He certainly doesn’t know he’s going to be a horrible driver… or that he’s going to be amazing at doing nails!”

The next few days there was plenty of outrage, disappointment & accusations of racism levied against NBC.

2 weeks later, I'm booked on The Tonight Show & I've already had my set approved. I was told, I can't tell any of my jokes because of the blowback of her hacky, racist jokes. Yes, I couldn't tell jokes about being Asian because she did so much damage making fun of Asians.

Then, weeks later of 2007, I performed at a showcase where CH was present. Prior to, I had never spoken to, met or interacted with her & as I was wrapping up my set, I mentioned her in the crowd? It's odd to see a comedian sitting in a showcase watching w audience, so I mentioned it in passing. She then yelled out "you're doing a great little Asian job".

MY POINT: I personally know Shane & Tony aren't racist. In fact, I don't think Chelsea is racist. Sure, she's got a long history of promiscuity, an affinity for day drinking, publicly stated she's prescribed a healthy dose of anti depressants, rumored to be awful to work for or with, has a punch card to a plastic surgeon, accused of punching down in her comedy, never been married or had kids & lives alone in her 50s, had dinner with Jeffrey Epstein but c'mon gang, she's not racist.

[James Melville 🚜 @JamesMelville]

Here’s an idea…

Rather than the government mandating digital ID on all of us, we should be mandating digital ID on the government to monitor exactly where they spend our tax money and the meetings they have with corporate lobbyists. We don’t serve them. They serve us.

[Lazzyyyyyy @em_Lazzy]

“WE NEED TO LET THEM DO INSIDER TRADING TO FEED THEIR FAMILIES.”

Congress makes $174k.
Median income is about $63k.
Minimum wage is $7.25.

If your “public servant” needs Wall Street crime to survive, that’s not a government, that’s a cartel.

Welcome to neo-feudalism. You’re the peasant, they’re the aristocracy.

[doomer @uncledoomer]

yeah sorry dawg if my contractor is a white guy with dreads who makes tiktoks im finding a different contractor

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

Mike Johnson thinks $174,000 isn’t enough to survive without insider trading, but $15/hour is too much for everyone else.

Every single fucking day these people prove how disconnected they are from normal Americans.

[JD Flynn @jdflynn]

buddy, I was writing 10 page papers without having read the book.

[Brayan Bello Defender (Jonathan Rolanti) @JonathanRolant1]

Trying to spread this as much as possible, it was posted 21 hours ago and he’s already up to 54k

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

YouTubers be like “wake up at 4am and run, that’s alpha!” No, it’s not. Look at apex predators; they’re all lazy. Bears hibernate, lions sleep all day. You know who wakes up at 4am and runs? Squirrels.

[PassiveAggressiveIncome @indexnforgetit]

The day I learned you can’t harvest organs from a dead person is the day I changed my license from organ donor