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[jbolina jolie @pastapilled]

Whenever it takes me too long to park I feel like I'm failing all women

[meme bastard 🍕 @mask_bastard]

mentally I am the Pokémon snap Pikachu floating with balloons today

[baber @bakerbakerbaker]

severe weather service texting my phone. not now WHORE im standing at a very exposed window

[. @playboicurrryy]

saying "are our" in a sentence

[✩⋆｡°kronk⋆｡°✩ @krrronk]

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[Lie 🧸⊹ ࣪ ˖ @fawnwithme]

Se você é mulher você é automaticamente minha amiga até que se prove o contrário
Se você é homem você é meu inimigo até que se prove o contrário

[shreya @shreyendipity]

i want a bf in the same way i want a cigarette, i know it’s bad for me and i kinda feel like shit after a temporary high, but when i’m a little drunk????

[Deer in Places they Shouldn't Be @deershouldnt]

oagghe.... nap too long

[َ @hourlyshoko]

this is my mona lisa

[Resko★ @Bloke_Baz]

Can't believe it’s already June . Time flies when you work everyday of your fucking life

[Aaron! @c6_shanky]

You take for granted the humble car napkin until you really need one

[Negro Vision @GodClosePopeyes]

You need to be threatening to kill yourself and/or others over minor inconveniences. You need to be deaththreatmaxxing. This is how you win.

[wicked wigger of the west @Nick_Cerveza]

First 7 hours and 59 minutes of my job: kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill

Last 60 seconds before I clock out: 𝘓𝘪𝘧𝘦 𝘪𝘴 𝘢 𝘩𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘸𝘢𝘺 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘐 𝘸𝘢𝘯𝘯𝘢 𝘳𝘪𝘥𝘦 𝘪𝘵 𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘯𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵 𝘭𝘰𝘯𝘨

[Deer in Places they Shouldn't Be @deershouldnt]

oof ouch owie

[Dragon connoisseur 🐉 @LadySapphyre]

what is zohran mamdani’s plan to stop the mindflayer invasion