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- Explain why are you offering to increase my credit line after you canceled my credit card @CapitalOne
- I'm sorry, Dude, I'm afraid I can't do that.
- Explain why did you canceled my credit card @CapitalOne
- I'm sorry, Dude, I'm afraid I can't do that.

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@tmunkky @Sofia50020Sofia Thanks for pointing out I’m an idiot. People like you are the real core of this social network. I’m proud of you.

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@tmunkky @Sofia50020Sofia I think that’s what he wants and might have something prepared. I better kick him from the back.

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Some days I just wanna quit. Get lost in another time, another dimension.

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@OMApproach I already have a theory

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@Ethan113554 Add an addendum to the law: If you get injured in an accident while wearing a turban, paramedics should take you to the nearest gurdwara instead of a hospital and charge you twice the rate, as an ambulance and as an Uber.

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@chakravartiiin I think he did it on purpose to kill once and for all this wokeness madness. A true hero.

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@yinzer_g 1 & 2 totally agree
3 was designed to avoid what in Latin America is called “caza gol” a player who basically sits waiting for the ball. Last man rule forces him to run and fight. New format kill the concept.
4 even soccer fans make this call
5 not easy bc game/season format

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@svpino It's 16 Celsius for me or nothing.

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@Fran97013Leb Je le fais tous les vendredis.

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@peterrhague You think I'm going to fall for that? It's obvious that section was closed because it was for haram food.

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@WiretapMediaCa My assistant was happy to join me for Ireland. I told her that after work she could have some free time to visit Dublin. On the first night out, she got robbed for the first time in her life. I don’t want to be called racist, so I won’t tell how Mohammed looks.

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@MatrixMysteries She looks so happy to share her belief. It seems she wouldn’t have any issue getting back to the kitchen and being “justifiably” beaten when women get rid of the right to be a police officer.

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@0xRuzy Actually, there's a book about that phenomenon: Freakonomics.

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@NateMatherson 10 minutes later: 60 tabs with well-organized porn.

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@TheIndiaFilesIN No wonder they believe in so many gods.

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@WallStreetApes I was honestly expecting this duo.

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@DeFiYodda @Jeffert43818241 I’d rescue any child or woman without hesitation.

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@Iam_Rohit_G Should I take the Indian design by fake engineers, the Chinese manufacturing with cheap materials or the German at 20x price? 🤔

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@Cadillac_F1 DNF 2026
Alonso 4
Leclerc 3
Verstappen, Norris 2
Perez 1

Checo keeps pushing even when the car and his engineer are not there.

Cadillac needs a better strategist in the pit lane.