David Thorne

Thousandaire philanthropist, squirrel whisperer, New York Times bestselling author, and co-inventor of Scrub Daddy - the world's favorite sponge.

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@regiscake I'm more surprised when I see non dumb racist dogshit on this website.

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@MyAlbinoFrog We are in the process of signing/shipping ordered copies this week.

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New book officially out today. 234 Pages / 100% new content.
US: https://t.co/KahJVb9HBI
UK: https://t.co/sALi1yW4n8
AU: https://t.co/LG9M4czCWJ
CA: https://t.co/3Tcw05AJKs
Signed: https://t.co/zCRbcn3tF7

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Super exciting Limited Edition products now available:
https://t.co/j8tb28Ax1H
Note: Product #33 / Office Party Taser is not a toy. Always obtain permission from coworkers before tasing them. Also, Product # 34 Astonishingly Dangerous STEM LED Kit is probably a fire hazard.

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Sometimes I think the world has gone to shit and there’s so much pain and cruelty that I wish a huge meteor would hit us and wipe us all out and then I see a video about someone saving a stray dog and giving it a wash and everything’s fine for a bit.

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I've been told not to post any further emails from our creative director, Mike. So here's one from our account manager, Gary. It's unlikely Gary will find out because he only uses the internet to shop for double-breasted jackets on the JC Penney website.
https://t.co/eqcr49iJtd

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I’m sure Mike won’t mind me posting this screenshot as it displays both an ability to accept responsibility and empathy for others. For background, Mike was distracted by a bird in the courtyard while he was toasting bagels. He made Melissa go out and buy him replacement bagels.

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@ILMAGG 100% new content, 236 pages.

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@DG_Referee It will be available on Amazon December 6th.

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@realmaddox I chuckled.

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@elonmusk People tend to gather to watch buildings burn.

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@JasonRTownsend1 They're comfortable but kind of Star Treky. I made a point of using the phrase, "Make it so" for a few days after we got them, but nobody here knew the reference so I stopped.

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Also, our office manager, Melissa, learnt recently that her name means 'bee' in Greek and took it upon herself to order a yellow chair. It was delivered the morning we were holding second interviews & Mike had a bit of a meltdown.

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@Mushin_BTC @tprstly @hudsonjameson I didn’t give permission for this.

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After several years of people complaining that the 27B/6 website is unreadable on telephones, I finally caved & made it responsive. Yes, it's still a bit of a mess but so is your life. I'll be adding articles over the next week or so, but in the meantime: https://t.co/mNKd9Ny3MU

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@sly27Bslash6 Thank you for your help. Clean your room.

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@ImDoubleDelight 2

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@taylortolliver Yes, probably. I drew it in 2008.