Kandi

You'll see all 27 frogs when I take my dress off

[Kandi @27smallfrogs]

What an incredible way to end my birthday. Could a been better. I got a blue cake tho

[Kandi @27smallfrogs]

Can Facebook stop recommending videos of monkeys jerking off???? I never go on here why am I being recommended this shit?!?!

[♛ Stupid E-Milf Mercy ♛ @IamMerleDixon]

I took part in the Kunigiri exchange | @kunigirizine ! I was paired with @ryuuraion_art and I had a lot of fun with this prompt, drawing merpeople is truly one of my favourite things ever!

I hope you like it and it’s everything you were hoping for from the prompt! 😭

[Kandi @27smallfrogs]

@IamMerleDixon Those character dress up games with Naruto characters that you could strip to there boxers and sometimes 🍖. Hm, kinda sus penny, that you want something so spesific.

[Kandi @27smallfrogs]

@fleshcircuits I get the same thing with big tittie goth girls ┐⁠(⁠‘⁠～⁠`⁠;⁠)⁠┌

[Kandi @27smallfrogs]

Someone in the Senate is REALLY having there it girl moment

[Kandi @27smallfrogs]

One day cum jewelry will be the modern day equivalent of human hair jewelry and will be something people sell for lots of money. Mark my fucking words.

[Kandi @27smallfrogs]

@IamMerleDixon I can't help the things I create are cursed and violent!

[Kandi @27smallfrogs]

I'm so sorry, but trolls 3 is beautifully animated

[Kandi @27smallfrogs]

Oh God did you see what they did to the new Garfield?!?! They made him HETERO 🤢🤢🤢🤢🤮

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[Kandi @27smallfrogs]

@mockingjayycos1 Bold of you to assume ur the only person who asks for butthole pics. kinda pick me energy if you ask me

[Kandi @27smallfrogs]

They ask for a photo of your butthole and you provide and get ghosted. Wtf you want then bitch

[Kandi @27smallfrogs]

Dude at Jersey mikes cut the sandwich bread like a fucking asshole 😭😭

[Kandi @27smallfrogs]

@IamMerleDixon Was this because you wanted to tell me about the tentacle thing??

[Kandi @27smallfrogs]

@IamMerleDixon Is this from when you were so shit faced Ryan had to carry you out to the car??

[Kandi @27smallfrogs]

I think I could teach an octopus to read English and I wouldn't even need to jerk it off once to do so.

[Kandi @27smallfrogs]

I'm at the point of old person where I look at new Pokemon and say that's not real

[Kandi @27smallfrogs]

I hope the woman who made me my untoasted sesame seed cream cheese bagel gets her whole ass lovingly ate 😫

[Kandi @27smallfrogs]

The bisection of republican fascists and liberals is thinking Mitch McConnell is unfit for office