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Milk no sugar thank you.

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Just ate 4 bags of monster munch and I'm not even ashamed. #snacks

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@ZSLWhipsnadeZoo Took as long sitting in a traffic jam to travel the last mile to the zoo as we did looking at animals. I have two upset disappointed children who didn't get to do the things they wanted to do. Waste of time and money.

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If you have kids then I recommend you try them with @doodlemaths Both my kids like it because it makes Maths fun and I like it because they always get a glowing maths report from school. #doodlemathschallenge

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Joe is still enjoying @DoodleMaths even though he finished the #doodlemathschallenge

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My son is working out his doodle stars for the #doodlemathschallenge and I'm so impressed with how hard he has worked. @DoodleMaths

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We thought we would try the #eurotunnel instead of the ferry! Never again! Though being British I'm more upset the queue for getting a cup of tea in the terminal building looks to be 5 hours long as well.🙄 https://t.co/CqKGkWU4Er

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A quick landscape in oil pastel. I am eventually going to cut the border off but I like the marks where I cleaned my blending stick so I'm going to keep it for now. #sketchbook #artoftheday

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How do I get one of these? #smallrobots https://t.co/H6LdXDWj4z

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I've just ordered. Help an independent book publisher by ordering #justonebook I can recommend the poetry books they never disappoint. https://t.co/3MaU4rffTF

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Starter, main course, dessert #beer

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British sex #cutandpaste #twitterstory

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

Science literacy empowers you to know when someone else is full of shit.

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@Focus_Mediation I won't tell him!

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Kids are out so I'm eating Nutella straight out of the jar.

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Ok Twitter need an opinion. Denim jacket and chambray skirt - does that count as double denim or can I rock this as a look? #doubledenim

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Can you guess who I'm going to see at Wembley Arena tonight from my playlist?
https://t.co/RYkRJMkxSv

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British cuisine at its finest #chipbutty

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When will it become socially acceptable for me to have salad dressing without the salad?

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He was revealing the identity of the murderer with ridiculous melodrama, walking around the room like he was Poirot. Except she had seen the cards. It wasn't Mr Green with the candlestick in the study. She could stop him but this was going to be the funniest CID games night ever.

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@Tweetinggoddess Thank you for following me. I'm listening to the amazing podcast interview you did with @meandorla https://t.co/IzP4uvrmjQ