M

[M @285mc]

@TivaFanFics @cozyvictoria An introvert fun at parties? Don't think so

[M @285mc]

@hthieblot Club penguin

[M @285mc]

@deputydogblitzn @wsvn Why would mosquitoes bred in a lab have dengue fever? And they're not toxic, they're just infertile

[M @285mc]

@TheCartoonBase Maybe if they add in deleted scenes and make the movie longer

[Eris @ERIS_MANIA_YT]

No how the fuck is this shit Even legal bro

[La Abuela García®™ @rthur013]

LA FOTO📸

[Hank Green @hankgreen]

It’s funny, motocross at the White House is, like, fine with me. But here’s an example of something that is genuinely unforgivable but that a lot of people seem to have moved right past.

[Warren Gunnels @GunnelsWarren]

Can’t stop thinking about how Wall Street is celebrating Elon Musk becoming the world’s first trillionaire, while he single handedly eliminated humanitarian aid that will lead to the needless deaths of 4.5 million of the poorest children in the world in the next 4 years.

[Hey, Dave! @davegreenidge57]

In less than 18 months, MAGA has managed to bring back measles. They defunded the Ebola monitoring program that likely resulted in an what is an emergent pandemic. Now, they’ve allowed the food supply to be contaminated by a deadly parasite not seen in the U.S. since 1966.

[M @285mc]

@comet5inthe5ky Zero sounds like an insult

[CCP IS ASSHOE @CCPISASSH0E]

@nypost Remember when our moms used to say, “Finish your dinner! There are toned children in Africa!”

[Jenni @hashjenni]

The human body was not meant to endure 2 trump terms in one lifetime

[M @285mc]

@melissa This has happened to me before with gnocchi. I don't think it's the soap lol

[meg ☆ @exilesmeg]

my problem is i compare all ticket prices to the eras tour. if i’m not getting an eras tour level show why would i pay eras tour prices.

[M @285mc]

@fuchswaldcrow Yep, and then it makes you wonder how in the world would you have time to have kids

[M @285mc]

@PopBase Maybe I move to Canada so I can actually see Taylor Swift's next concert

[Covie @covie_93]

Obama came out today to remind everyone of the good old days when a president was allowed to go within 500ft of a school.

[Matt Roszak🍉🌻Find Matt's Cats on Steam @KupoGames]

Social media stopped being a net good when your feed stopped appearing in chronological order. That's when it stopped being a tool to keep in contact with others, and became a slot machine.

[Nicki 🫧🪷 @nickimoraa]

Maturing is realizing you’ve gotta put less in the washing machine.