andrew

my biggest fear is that one day you’ll view me the way I view myself

[Mr. Goji  @Mr_goji54]

🚨 NEW POSTER FOR ‘GODZILLA MINUS ZERO’ FILMED FOR IMAX 🚨

[insane freak guy @Beer_Pisser]

I think I'm at 1 HP

[Amos Moses @angelpeesyrups]

weed before cider youre meeting the spider. cider before weed time for centipede

[Mr. Goji  @Mr_goji54]

GODZILLA graces the cover of PEOPLE Magazine as 2026’s Sexiest Man Alive.

[The Lobster @LikeableLobster]

The Lobster is losing its grip on reality.

[miya @miyarah_]

como me siento cuando estoy en un sitio con mucha gente que no conozco

[Mr. Goji  @Mr_goji54]

Me in the shower thinking about my life choices

[julia @juumelo_]

how long after sex is it ok to put on Lord of the Rings

[Miilato @litteralyme0]

real

[su kenji @linkzpark]

engenheiro: "meu deus precisamos da ponte perfeita"
eu:

[Big Timi @OrevaZSN]

I can’t sleep. So let’s see if the blinding light of my phone, containing virtually every piece of information known to humanity, held just inches from my face for the next 20 minutes, somehow manages to plunge me into a deep, peaceful sleep.

[Dalton Pruitt @daltonleepruitt]

The Odyssey isn’t historically accurate because Christopher Nolan is in the business of making shit that looks cool, not teaching history. You might be confusing a filmmaker for a historian because you are stupid.

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni_]

"no dessert thank you, we'll have the bill" me who wanted the chocolate fudge cake:

[ems 🍂 @atotalposer]

there’s a part where christopher robin twirls an umbrella like a lightsaber and it gets me every single time

[frick @gofrickurself]

I got an itch between my eyes only buckshot can scratch

[ඞ @lifeinchaos_]

when you get hit with that wave of sadness but you gotta lock in

[Mr. Goji  @Mr_goji54]

Good morning kaiju lovers

[Browntable @Browntable_Ent]

These are so peak Ima need Brand New Boxers smh