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We play golf, and run the occasional Twitter poll.

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The Loonie shake gets all the love, but the medium cone is a treat you can eat.
Who will come out on top??

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Does Tiger win in 2018

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How do you transport your clubs?

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How do you transport your clubs?

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The Grind: a never ending desire to do better, combined with the willingness to put in as much work and effort as possible to succeed.

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Loonie Shakes: the nectar of the Gods. A classic grab and go, usually back to the Holy Land to continue the Grind.

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The Picker #NeverForget https://t.co/MorgDoRAmk

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The Holy Land: Exclusive to the driving range alone. Not to be confused with The Goat Farm which is the course and range as a whole.

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Big dumb idiot nerd head losers: basically anyone who comes and makes our jobs harder. Applies to 99% of people. The other 1% are Lads.

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Moonlighters: people who come within 30 minutes of closing, ask for a medium/large
(includes ppl who chip before hitting during the evening)

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Ditch diggers: people who come to the driving range and take such an ugly divot patch it looks like a miniature minefield #Strips

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Tour pros: double digit handicappers that show up with a tour bag, blades, and Scotty Cameron putter, expect PGA service, and shoot 40 over.

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Range Stars: People that come to the range and rip Driver right off the bat, often but not exclusively, to impress the people they are with

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Other descriptions may include(from more pure to least pure) PAS: Pure As Shit, PAH: Pure As Hell, or PAC: Pure as Crap

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PAF: Pure as fuck. Used to describe a shot as a whole, not just contact as commonly thought. It is the purest of shots.

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We meant 'now*'. Fuck you.

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GOAT Farm: the name of the course. Due to the course being flat/bare like a farm, and producing GOAT's, the name GOAT farm was introduced.

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So we no begin with the language of the Lads. Starting with....

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When you find out you're paired with someone named Robert during junior intersectionals. #NoMercy

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Based off these results, we have decided to go forwards on Lads sayings. Submissions by DM are welcomed. https://t.co/cuGsHgdW4Z

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Should we do a series of GOAT farm sayings and what they translate to?