Mike Hardie

[Mike Hardie @299Mike]

@MrBeast Please don't like this comment

[Mike Hardie @299Mike]

@TheGlobal_Index @stats_feed US: 0.000000001%

[Mike Hardie @299Mike]

@EliotETC Congrats on the 2 million subscribers!

[Mike Hardie @299Mike]

@kirkacevedo Curahee Joe Toye!!!

[Mike Hardie @299Mike]

@Sportsnet The Goat

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@MrJamesMay Are you sure that water isn't from your trailer from the 'Lochdown' special?

[Mike Hardie @299Mike]

@EliotETC The infamous "hover hand", a fate worse than death.

[Mike Hardie @299Mike]

@EliotETC CANADA! CANADA! 🇨🇦 #GOLD

[Mike Hardie @299Mike]

@sailurmoonshine "Accidentally" like how I "accidentally" ate a whole package of cookies.

[Mike Hardie @299Mike]

@EliotETC They were built different back then

[Mike Hardie @299Mike]

@EliotETC That variant is NUTS!

[Mike Hardie @299Mike]

@EliotETC I think it's time to close some of your internet tabs.

[Greta Thunberg @GretaThunberg]

"Highest temperature ever recorded in the planet north of 50N latitude also shattered (44.4C from July 1941)" - @extremetemps
Heat records are usually broken by decimals, like a tenth of a degree. And not in June...
This heat-wave is just getting started.
#FaceTheClimateEmergency

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

I wonder if Space Aliens, upon landing near a car-filled freeway, will think car transport trucks are pregnant life forms.

[President @EL_lomuro]

Manitobans will not be permitted on earth until further notice.

[Mike Hardie @299Mike]

@sailurmoonshine This is the one and only exception to the saying snitches get stitches.