Duckworth

I tweet about life, sometimes..

[Duckworth @29_Duckworth]

@CodeName_OG Still nigga…

[Debbie 💙 @DebsSZN]

Read it slowly. 😂😂

[LKA RANCH @Dailyfarmdiary]

I did over 800 Million in turnover in 1.5 years across Access Bank and Wema Bank.

I run a farming (poultry/livestock) and car business. I wanted to scale up the poultry section, so I applied for a loan.

The response?
No collateral, no CofO, no loan.

They never asked for collateral when I was depositing hundreds of millions.
They never asked for CofO when the turnover was hitting the account.

But the moment I need support to grow the business that feeds this economy, I’m treated like a stranger.

Meanwhile, my overseas bank offered me €25,000 instantly no collateral, just my bank statement, just my regular day to day use of my bank account oooo not even a business account, just a regular day to day saving account.

At times I regret coming back to this country. We are strangling our own entrepreneurs. @myaccessbank @wemabank

#Nigeria #SME #AccessBank #WemaBank #Entrepreneurship

[Dylonn Burkindi 🇧🇫 @Burkindi_]

🇧🇫 Burkina Faso: Captain Ibrahim Traoré in a new speech criticizes the misuse of religion.

He urges the youth to not just wait for divine intervention but to use their intelligence but to also work hard for themselves, their families, and their communities.

He emphasizes that being useless to your community makes you an enemy of God.

[Debbie 💙 @DebsSZN]

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[S E R G E @ManlikeSerge4]

Nothing wey Dey annoy me pass to buy mid food, if you no sabi cook then why are you doing this business now????

[Matt🍫 @jbmillenial]

I’ve realised that a good number of you are not looking for lovers, you have a script in your head and you’re looking for an actor to come and play that role!

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🔵⚪️ EXCLUSIVE: Como reach verbal agreement to sign Trevoh Chalobah from Chelsea, here we go!

Club to club agreement in place at €30m fixed fee, €6m add-ons and sell-on clause for the English centre back.

Chalobah wanted Italy + ready for UCL football.

[Debbie 💙 @DebsSZN]

This Xabi Alonso is high maintenance oo. Two weeks in and he has already spent £160m. 😂

[Duckworth @29_Duckworth]

@DebsSZN 😂😂

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🔵 BREAKING: MORGAN ROGERS TO CHELSEA, HERE WE GO!

Club to club agreement reached today with Aston Villa to anticipate Arsenal official bid.

£117m proposal has been accepted, as @David_Ornstein reported.

Agreement done with Morgan Rogers on personal terms until June 2032. 🫱🏻‍🫲🏼

[David Ornstein @David_Ornstein]

🚨 EXCLUSIVE: Chelsea reach verbal agreement with Aston Villa to sign Morgan Rogers⁠. Bid of £117m accepted by #AVFC & being finalised. 6+1y contract, medical Monday⁠. #AFC interested but 23yo attacker wanted #CFC; Xabi Alonso instrumental @TheAthleticFC https://t.co/81YbZw7ELc

[Duckworth @29_Duckworth]

@Arsenal Akuko

[Arsenal @Arsenal]

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[Chelsea FC @ChelseaFC]

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[Elliot @elliot_solution]

A Nigerian man was working as a cashier at a DIY (hardware) store in London.

He was caught letting his wife steal £200 worth of materials.

Both convicted.

One year later he was arrested again.

This time at Euston station with another man’s stolen credit card.

Convicted again.

He returned to Nigeria.

And he ran for governor of Delta State.

Nigerian law said you cannot run if you have a criminal conviction.

He forged his date of birth on his passport to hide his UK record.

Nobody checked.

He won. 😂😂😂

His official salary as governor was $25,000 a year.

He bought six properties in London. A mansion in Johannesburg. Properties in Washington and Houston. A private jet worth $20 million. A Bentley. A Maybach. A fleet of armoured Range Rovers.

His American Express bills showed he spent tens of thousands of dollars every single month on luxury hotels, clubs and shopping.

In 2007 Nigeria’s anti-corruption chief accused him of stealing $250 million from Delta State.

Ibori offered the EFCC chairman $15 million in cash to drop the case.

The chairman pretended to accept.

Then deposited the cash at the Central Bank.

Nigerian courts still acquitted him on all 170 charges.

He ran. Escaped to Dubai. A mob of his supporters fought off the police trying to arrest him.

Interpol caught him in Dubai.

The UK extradited him.

In 2012 he pleaded guilty in a London court.

The judge called the £50 million he admitted to stealing “ludicrously low.”

He was sentenced to 13 years.

Served half.

Returned to Nigeria in 2017.

A sitting senator was in the crowd that welcomed him home.

His name is James Ibori.

Nigeria never convicted him once.

🇳🇬

[Duckworth @29_Duckworth]

@duroteemy And you’re still testifying 😂

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨 Vincent Kompany on Vinicius Jr, the racist episode and José Mourinho. ⤵️

@iMiaSanMia 🎥

[Duckworth @29_Duckworth]

@tuhoks 😂😂🤣