Rand Johnson

[Rand Johnson @2ANDVS]

@elonmusk Got trans kids in the family, Elon? Would you know if you did?

Rich as Midas and clueless about gender.

How do you get trans surgeries in a school that can't afford crayons?

[Rand Johnson @2ANDVS]

Question for the analysts: What do these patterns suggest, if anything, about the midterms?

In the 2026 primary elections, Democratic primary voters significantly outnumbered Republican primary voters by roughly 56% to 35% higher overall, casting approximately 12.6 million Democratic primary ballots compared to 8.6 million Republican primary ballots.

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@SpeakerJohnson They are inside the gates! They're the majorities in the House and Senate.

[Rand Johnson @2ANDVS]

@bennyjohnson It's Minnesota law, Benny. Laws are different from state to state, right, Benny?

If Jimmy expects to impersonate fraudsters with impunity, he should read up on state laws before he launches his schemes.

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Fight? Mike Rogers wants to surrender everything to Trump.

Do you know, JD, how often Senate Republicans vote with Trump? It's 93%.

But Mike is new, so he's probably thinking 100%.

It makes his job so easy. All the thinking is done for him. All he has to do is figure out how he's going to explain his votes to the people of Michigan. If he ever goes to Michigan.

Vote for Dr. El-Sayed. He's listening to Michigan. He's not afraid of Trump.

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@tedcruz Clearer than you know, Rafael.

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@DemsForMike He shares Dr. El-Sayed's exasperation with the pro-Netanyahu slant of all media outlets.

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@RapidResponse47 @VP ... while I protect and cover for the greatest bribe-eating, sexual predator and conman to ever sit in the Oval Office.

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@krassenstein The Club mentality. If America can ever snap out of it, and see the raw unabashed vulgar elitism of this guy, we might actually be able to elect good people in this country. Maybe.

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@micyoung75 And he thinks his ungenerous hollow promises will but him another two years of a rubber stamp House and Senate.

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@DemsForMike Howell, MI. Pop. 9.856. White: 90%.

You're in Rogers Country.

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@krassenstein Election fraud goes up 100% every time a Project Veritas scheme goes live.

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@cspan @tedcruz Instead of hypotheticals, let's talk facts. Americans are dead from ICE operations, they're dead from wars to distract from Epstein files disclosure, they're dead in detainment camps. Trump leaves a trail of bodies and you promote the same bigotry you grew up with, Rafael.

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@RapidResponse47 @jarrodagen 1M barrels in the U.S., a country that consumes 20.1M barrels a day?

That's about 1.5 hours of oil. And that's supposed to impact gas and diesel prices?

Every day you insult the intelligence of Americans.

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@Acyn It's a protest, you know, like January 6.

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@MikeRogersForMI Ted Cruz, who voted with Trump 96% of the time in the 119 Congress, stands with a candidate who would be a 100% voter in the Senate. Michigan needs a candidate who would represent Dearborn as well as Grosse Pointe, where Republicans go to troll donors.

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@KenPaxtonTX In Ken Paxton's Texas wives and daughters aren't safe. And Trump's agenda trumps Texas's agenda.

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@MikeRogersForMI You mean Dr. El-Sayed? You mean extremely well educated and intelligent?

Done with low IQ Trump lemmings.

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Crops are rotting in the fields because of deported and deterred farm laborers. Homes are not built because of deported construction workers.

Without undocumented workers everything is more expensive and your dream of a good life for young Americans is more out of reach than ever.

Instead of pursuing a real solution to immigration, Republicans follow Trump's lead with a blunt instrument of total closure.

Somebody else will have to address the border. Maybe the bipartisan bill authored with Jim Lankford needs to be dusted off.

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@DemsForMike Of course Josh SLAMS Abdul.

Abdul has insisted on rerouting Michigan tax dollars from weapons for Josh's friend, Bibi, to Michigan schools and healthcare.