Two Agile Idiots

Agile coaches, Mark & Andy, share their vast wealth of experience and shine a unique and refreshing light on absolutely everything to do with Agile, via podcast

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Are you an #agile #coach working with a team of #data scientists?
Poor bastard. #DataScience #herdinglocusts

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#Scrum #2.0 is almost here! We've seen an early prototype and it looks amazing. The interface is beautiful and its recommendations engine works really well. And it plays beautifully with #JIRA. Phew! #agile #thefuturewasnow

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HNY! IKR? WTF!
2020=OYOTAAA
(Official Year Of The Acronym And Abbreviation)

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#Scrum Masters regularly say that success for them is when they’re no longer needed. Therefore, as soon as you hire a new SM, sack ‘em, right there, on the spot. Success *that*.

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Are you an #Agile #Project #Manager? You are? Then stop. Just STOP. You lot are grotesquely #ugly freaks, second only to estate agents. Fact.

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What does a successful #agile #transformation actually *smell* like? #smells #profoundquestions

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Project disappearing up its own butt? You have choices:
Cut scope
Extend delivery date
Throw people at it
Throw money at it
Kidnap a developer and demand a ransom in exchange for getting it all done on time
Switch it off and on again
Tactical tearful breakdown in front of the PO

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Mark and I have spent some time apart, hence the silence. He got the Elton John CDs, I got the box set of Friends. Highly amicable. A reunion is planned, albeit with a chaperone. #agilelove #2agileidiots #trialseparation

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We're contemplating episode 6 of our Two Agile Idiots podcast episode. Candidates so far:
An A-Z of Agile Transformations;
How To Build A House Using Scrum;
What Do Scrum Masters Do With The Other 7 Hours In Their Day?

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Due to popular request, we're going to be tackling the thorny topic of #Agile #transformations in our next #podcast. It'll be an A-Z of what to do so, that you're guaranteed #success every single #bloody time.
(Equally, you'll likely fail. Miserably.)

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@PapaChrisMatts @pawelbrodzinski Crystal clear. Thanks.

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Listen to our most recent poddy episode "The Power of #Feedback." But please, DO NOT FEED BACK TO US. We're simply not interested.
https://t.co/uWHHrcpprB #agile #coaching #swearing

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Yes!!! Episode 5 of our 2 #Agile Idiots #podcast is up! Learn how to give #feedback to your colleagues, your lovers, and everyone else. Contains swearing, cussing, and sounds from space. #Get stuck in! https://t.co/NZ539qu0Zw

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Episode 5 of the 2 #Agile Idiots podcast is being polished, buffed up, molly-coddled, topped-and-tailed, spanked into shape, and generally man-handled ready for release tomorrow. Subject under scrutiny: #Feedback. How to give it, how not to give it. Essential #lifeskills

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@DecTenToo Yep. You do. Take your PostIts with you. You'll feel better.

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We’ve launched a new comic strip series: The Dogmatic #Agilists. Here’s number one. Enjoy!

#agile #scrum #comicstrip

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We #baffed out a new episode of our 2 #Agile Idiots podcast last night. This time we turned our enquiring brains on to the subject of #feedback. We’ll upload soon. Consumed during the episode:
2 grab bags of #Revels
1.5 bottles of wine
33 bottles of beer
1 litre absinthe

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We’re hunkering down for an evening of podcasting, Revels eating, and arm wrestling. #howeerole

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@duarte_vasco Are you two still squabbling? Let it lie!