2CHIsmilez

[God JB Pricker @GodPricker]

Big if true.

We will just turn those old buildings into welcoming centers.

[MJ Tomko @Tomko_1]

BREAKING:
Italian Beef has announced its intentions to relocate from Chicago to Indianapolis, Indiana. A Chicago staple since the Great Depression, Italian Beef cited high crime, corruption and an overall unfriendly business climate as its reasons for leaving Chicago and Illinois.

[Cardinal News @EarlyReport]

Bomb Techs Assigned with Police to Investigate Damaged Vehicle on I-290 Near Mannheim Rd, Near Westchester: The Eisenhower Expressway (I-290) is shut down in both directions near Westchester in Cook County Thursday for an… https://t.co/W3wJ2oEYfO Go to CARDINAL NEWS

[Cardinal News @EarlyReport]

One Shot and Killed at Amazon Warehouse on 5th Ave in Melrose Park: Police, firefighters and paramedics from Melrose Park responded about 9:00 a.m. Thursday, June 4, 2026 to a report of a shooting at an Amazon warehouse at 1825 5th… https://t.co/ImC9m808oY Go to CARDINAL NEWS

[AZ Intel @AZ_Intel_]

BREAKING: Austin, Texas police searching for active shooter who carried out 9 random attacks in recent hours. Multiple victims. Call 911 if seen. - Austin American-Statesman

[Frank Brown @FrankBr05713205]

Late model Ford truck owners beware! There's an ongoing issue with thieves targeting and stealing the taillights from Ford trucks, particularly higher trim models like the F-150 and Super Duty series (F-250, F-350) equipped with expensive LED taillights that include advanced features like blind spot monitors and other sensors. This makes them attractive targets for theft due to their high resale value. Victims of this type of theft have reported spending thousands of dollars to replace the stolen tail lights, with costs potentially ranging from $4,500 to $6,500. And will cost much more if the thieves cut the wires instead of unplugging them. So crazy that taillights cost that much!

[Goofies Of Chicago @Chicago_Goofies]

Take a look at what a Kroger store did in Indianapolis to prevent people from stealing.

[Greensboro Police Department @GSO_Police]

Shrinkflation is a thing.

If your dealer shorted you on your dust, call us and we’ll talk to them.

We're here for you, bestie.

[2CHIsmilez @2CHIsmilez]

@publicpolicyman

[GRANDPA’s FREE ADVICE @GOP_is_Gutless]

Morton Salt, a Chicago based company for... get this, 176 YEARS!!

Has just LEFT CHICAGO!!

Directly driven out by one man... JB Pritzker!!

The core of EVERYTHING wrong in Illinois and Chicago, JB Pritzker!!

[GRANDPA’s FREE ADVICE @GOP_is_Gutless]

Morton Salt, a Chicago based company for... get this, 176 YEARS!!

Has just LEFT CHICAGO!!

Directly driven out by one man... JB Pritzker!!

The core of EVERYTHING wrong in Illinois and Chicago, JB Pritzker!!

[2CHIsmilez @2CHIsmilez]

@RealCokHoliday @guideforlovers @ClownWorld Women are saying...lieas about their bodies

Check out my new corset compression pants. Built in booty lift panels and waist cinching.

[Wall Street Apes @WallStreetApes]

The McDonald’s Big Arch launched this year on March 3rd

This McDonald’s Big Arch is from 1 day after launch, March 4th (receipt shown)

Today is May the 4th, it’s been 2 full months and the burger still looks like great, not a single bit of mold

The burger and bun have kept their shape, there has been no breakdown of the burger. This is not food

This was filmed yesterday and after months, this burger hasn’t broken down at all. You’ll get no nutrition form this, it’s chemicals

[Wall Street Apes @WallStreetApes]

🚨 A new scam is taking place in America that allows scammers to get your phone number to get past 2-Factor Authentication

Scammers can then get access to your social media accounts, bank accounts and more

AT&T Employee “I work at AT&T and over the last couple days, I've witnessed multiple malicious port-outs, which means that a scammer has tricked your cell phone carrier into allowing them to port your number over into a device that they control, which in turn lets them do the two-factor authentication

Allowing them into your bank account, your email, your social media. A way to prevent this from happening, and this isn't just for AT&T, this is for any cell phone carrier that you have. Most of them have a port-out protection that you should turn on because this has been happening quite a bit lately. So just letting you know”

Again this could happen on any cell phone carrier you have.

I researched and found port-out protection is a free feature offered by major U.S. carriers, including T-Mobile, Metro, and others

Make sure you do this

[2CHIsmilez @2CHIsmilez]

@Jayden_Victor22 @Busylittlebeav1 @JusKilln @amyjacobson @GovPritzker @ChicagosMayor Remember the shooting at Rate Field? She was wanded - no alert from the wand.
She had the gun under a fat fold also.

[The Facts Dude 🤙🏽 @Thefactsdude]

JUST IN: Dallas police officer shoots 27-year-old suspect after he punched officer in the face during traffic stop

At 2:02 a.m. Saturday morning, 27-year-old Jeremy Mays was first approached by Dallas police while walking along the interstate.

Officers demanded him to get back into the SUV or face arrest.

Just 13 minutes later, officers pulled over the vehicle Mays’ girlfriend was driving near Highland Park Village.

During the traffic stop, Mays left the vehicle, hit the officers car, and then struck the officer in the face with a ring on his right hand, causing severe lacerations to the officer’s eyes.

The officer then drew his weapon and fired twice, striking Mays once.

Mays’ girlfriend fled the scene and is currently being sought by police.

Both the officer and Mays were taken to area hospitals with injuries.

[Out of Context Human Race @NoContextHumans]

I laughed way too hard at this one! �

[2CHIsmilez @2CHIsmilez]

.@JonnyCacciatore

[ScannerChi @ScannerChi]

Subject in custody, cancel #ISPERN
#SuburbanScanner #Chicago

[2CHIsmilez @2CHIsmilez]

.@ImMeme0

[ScannerChi @ScannerChi]

Subject in custody, cancel #ISPERN
#SuburbanScanner #Chicago

[💕 Brittany Belle 💕 @BrittanyinTexas]

Gas prices got us like 😩… and this guy NAILED it. So good CNN had to air it! 🔥

[2CHIsmilez @2CHIsmilez]

@ChicagoContrar1

[Slats Grobnik @MissinRoyko]

Any day now ABC 7 - NBC 5 - CBS 2 - Fox 32 - WTTW - Chicago Tribune - Chicago Sun-Times - Crain’s Chicago will be bringing us up to date with their full investigative findings regarding these accusations initially made over one month ago

Hold on, that’s right Pritzker is a Democrat - Never mind