cordelia 💜

[Certified gayBob @certifiedgay69]

sorry i Can’t hangout my clothes look fucking stupid on me

[young ballhog @wtfismyissue]

wanting a bf is like wanting wingstop u don’t really want it

[‏ً @itsnwts]

I actually think we SHOULD ruin the futures of adult men who druġ and gang r@pe a woman, YES thanks for asking.

[Mimi @beefingwithlife]

just fucked the baddest bitch ever but yall might call it masturbation.

[SB @Rackedupsb]

Y’all in them run clubs doing coke & having orgies I’m jealous af

[🦨 @bootlegshakira]

my boobs are big because that’s where i store all my love actually

[chicken gel @ttpdfc]

before i work on myself does anyone want me the way i am now

[𐕣 @serpentina666_]

you lock him in your basement and you keep him forever

[asami🎀 @eamii00]

You wouldn’t be worried about the calories in buzzballs if you actually danced when you go out

[⭑ ditzy diva with arthritis ⭑ @wingedbug]

feeling called out by the phrase “pothead mentally unstable hardcore squirter”

[Debbie Downer @ANGELBABYBITTY]

all the food is poisoned, they’re saying the only safe thing to eat is my pussy

[jamie ▴ @linkkling]

"all of the sudden" "could of" i will kill you actually.

[born free @urvenusruler]

CAN YALL STOP SAYING ITS A LITERARY CRISIS!!!!! BITCH ITS LITERACY. WE ARE IN A LITERACY CRISIS!!! FOR GOD FUCKING SAKES

[♱ @urfavreferencee]

what's a lil smoke to a girls lungs in a world that's already burning

[jynx @miiagarro]

i’m so glad i met my worst ex while i was young. that mf trained me for war

[hot_cocoa_girl @hot_cocoa_girl]

Why can’t men have a useful fetish? Like a massage fetish

[COCO @TWOTIMESABITCH]

WE'RE THE FIRST GENERATION OF WOMEN WHO ARE FREE TO DATE MEN SOLELY FOR THEIR CHARACTER & WE'RE ALL SINGLE.