(∩｀-´)⊃━☆ﾟ.*･｡ﾟ

[(∩｀-´)⊃━☆ﾟ.*･｡ﾟ @2Dcannibal]

I don’t trust grown men that weigh less than 170 lbs

[(∩｀-´)⊃━☆ﾟ.*･｡ﾟ @2Dcannibal]

Scat queens are KIKIIIIIIING

[Headquarters @HQNewsNow]

Cyclosporiasis, the parasite causing the current explosive diarrhea outbreak, is at a level 20x higher than its yearly average.

This comes just 1 year after the Trump admin removed a cyclospora tracking mandate from the 'Foodborne Disease Active Surveillance Network.'

[RuPaul @RuPaul]

"Don't be sorry. Be fierce."

[(∩｀-´)⊃━☆ﾟ.*･｡ﾟ @2Dcannibal]

Y’all be so easssssyyy it’s embarasssssssing

[(∩｀-´)⊃━☆ﾟ.*･｡ﾟ @2Dcannibal]

She should’ve farted on her idk

[(∩｀-´)⊃━☆ﾟ.*･｡ﾟ @2Dcannibal]

Chopness loves company

[(∩｀-´)⊃━☆ﾟ.*･｡ﾟ @2Dcannibal]

I love getting really high and then really scared and then ruining the vibe !

[(∩｀-´)⊃━☆ﾟ.*･｡ﾟ @2Dcannibal]

I need a BBL, buccal fat removal, veneers, a mommy makeover, a lobotomy, a hot and spicy mcchicken and 100,000 dollars cash.

[𐄯saya @theygoin]

white girls loveee tht ivy wolk boy😂😂

[🍷~ℍ𝕠𝕥𝔸𝕝𝕡𝕙𝕒𝔾𝕒𝕞𝕖𝕣~💀 @_takeajoke]

white people be like my name sakura

[(∩｀-´)⊃━☆ﾟ.*･｡ﾟ @2Dcannibal]

Why are men wearing their big ass chains to the gym.? #noticing #areyougay #ithinkyouregay

[Pressure @1800xo]

Graphic designers are so soft nowadays it’s insane

[nick @saintplush]

if you dont delete your s/o's pictures after you break up, youre weird

[screenset, PhD @tjelesan]

queer bitches LOVE to say they’re “working on a zine” 🙄🤦

[hunny @Hunnyindapants]

KILL ALL A.I (2026)

[(∩｀-´)⊃━☆ﾟ.*･｡ﾟ @2Dcannibal]

Something abt eatting ham feels hella childish

[bug girlfriend @lo_saturna1ia]

white guys are always named some bullshit like Ethan