Deano

Life is what you make it.

[Deano @2DeeZ__]

Someone buy me a car for my Christmas please

[Deano @2DeeZ__]

If I speak

[Isolated Incidents @diversity999x]

A man who stabbed two other people with a pair of scissors in Stoke-on-Trent has been jailed.

Abdulrahin Abbker, 25, of Stoke-on-Trent, pleaded guilty at Stoke-on-Trent Crown Court on Wednesday (5 November) to two counts of wounding and one count of possessing of a bladed article in a public place. He was sentenced to two years imprisonment.

It happened in Hanley Park in May this year. Abbker approached both of the victims, leading to an argument between them. Abbker pulled out the scissors from his bag and used them to stab one man in the stomach and another man in the leg.

After receiving a 999 call about the incident, officers went to the scene and quickly detained Abbker. Both victims were taken to hospital, where their injuries were not deemed life-threatening or life-changing. They both made full recoveries.

[Deano @2DeeZ__]

@DayWalkerEm1 @AmazonUK Usual suspect, 0 respect at all.

[Deano @2DeeZ__]

Dunno how folk can no go to work and sleep all day then get back up and smoke weed or snort gear with their wee jake ball mates on a Tuesday night then repeating the cycle when their gyro hits their bank.

Fucking pesticides of the world that give me the boak

[Deano @2DeeZ__]

Before foreplay way, beforehand she has an absolute stonker of a forehead.

[Basil the Great @BasilTheGreat]

Oppression Olympics award of the day goes to Eni Aluko

All Joey Barton did was criticise your performance as a commentator and said you were there to tick boxes.

You'd think she's been physically assaulted or something

[Deano @2DeeZ__]

@Rangers_9293 @ggh1992 Don’t blame him

[Deano @2DeeZ__]

“No good enough”

We’ve not a single player that can do this in our current team

[EuroFoot @eurofootcom]

🇷🇴🚀 Ianis Hagi (27) with a fantastic strike against Trabzonspor! 😮‍💨

He is the son of Romanian football legend Gheorghe Hagi.

[Deano @2DeeZ__]

@Bairdric1 I said it looks rancid Bairdric, no doubt tasted good 👍

[Deano @2DeeZ__]

@PaulFerris_Gla The punch at the end from the bear 😂 I could hear it saying “I fucking shit myself there 😒👊🏻”

[Deano @2DeeZ__]

@ibroxstands Rancid

[Deano @2DeeZ__]

Choose one

[Deano @2DeeZ__]

Having an opinion and stating the truth nowadays is a crime 😂😂😂

Oh well, I prefer the winter over summer and Santa Clause isn’t real

[Sky Sports News @SkySportsNews]

BREAKING: Former footballer Joey Barton found guilty of six counts of sending "grossly offensive" social media posts directed at Jeremy Vine, Lucy Ward and Eni Aluko.

[Deano @2DeeZ__]

Surprise surprise 🙃🙃🙃

[Sky Sports News @SkySportsNews]

BREAKING: The Scottish FA’s Key Match Incident Panel believe that Celtic’s Auston Trusty should have been sent off following his clash with Rangers goalkeeper Jack Butland in Sunday’s League Cup semi-final 🚨

[Deano @2DeeZ__]

Cancer is the fucking devil bro.

[Deano @2DeeZ__]

This is easily the most pathetic pointless “sport” I’ve ever saw.

Well cricket is quite as bad but fuck sake.

[Deano @2DeeZ__]

2005’s prices

[McDonald's @McDonalds]

bring back ________ before 11.19.26

[Deano @2DeeZ__]

Dougie, every single player that surrounds Nico is a championship level or below player.

Stop looking for a fucking scapegoat bud, how would you feel having to play alongside dross?

[Dougie @CF3Loyal]

We need to have a serious conversation about Rangers Nico Raskin. He’s not half the player of Belgian Nico Raskin and becoming a real problem in midfield. Röhl was right to sub him and I wouldn’t be surprised if he didn’t start at Dundee.

[Deano @2DeeZ__]

Mad to think 2 seasons ago we would beat every single one of these teams

[UEFA Europa League @EuropaLeague]

And breathe... 😅

#UEL