I had a fun battle which started off well & it looked like I could be in trouble π΅βπ« but the 2d Brats quickly helped me easily defeat my opponent π
DM me if you can write captions βοΈ and can actually challenge me in a wankbattle π₯±
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Listen up, lil' piggy! You're not a person, you're not a man, you're not a human being~ β€οΈβπ₯ You're just my wallet and you're gonna freakin' love it. π«¦π
Get it through your stupid head, wallet: your purpose in life is to please and serve me~ π You live to empty your savings account for me~ πΈπ
That's right, you need to send more and more to me~ π It's just what you're good for, sending more and more to make your Mommy happy~ β€οΈβπ₯
So listen up and get it through your head once and for all: ππ π¦'π£π ππ¦π€π₯ π π¨πππππ₯. ππΈ
Hiiii loooser~ π Here's a lil something I just thought of~ππ
I'm suuuuuper skilled at kicking, and I was thinking bout making you pay to avoid to be kicked in your sensitive nuts~ πβ€οΈβπ₯
But then I realized you're a total perv who'd loooove it even more if I did π«¦π¦
ππ π¦'π£π ππ πππ π₯π π‘ππͺ ππ π ππ π₯ ππ π£ π₯ππ ππ ππ π£ π π πππ§πππ πͺπ π¦π£ πππππ€ ππ£π¦ππ€ππ ππͺ ππ, πππ' π€πππ‘~ πΈππ¦Ά
Hello my sweet lil pay pigs~ π·π Does anyone know what day it is today~? One month until my birthday~ ππ
Aren't you all just suuuuper excited to spoil your Mommy the way she deserves~? β€οΈβπ₯πΈπ
I want presents, I want gifts, but most importantly...π π¨πππ₯ πͺπ π¦ π₯π πππ‘π₯πͺ πͺπ π¦π£ π¨πππππ₯ π€π π πππ πππ§π ππ₯ πππ~ ππΈ
Oh, trust me, piggy, I would not be here without your wallet~ πΈπ
But I'm not complaining, I must say, all those envious glances are like compliments for you! ππ₯
So, simp, be a good lil wallet and show everyone how much you loooove spoiling me~ ππ
π»π π'πͺ ππ π£πππ₯ ππ¦πππͺ~ π'π π πππͺ πππ£π ππ π£ π₯ππ π€ππ π‘π‘πππ π€π‘π£ππποΈπΈ
So many links to make you dumb for me~ π¦ Go ahead my click sl*t and do your job π
After you click on them all, send me a DM and I have a task to give you even more clicks to make your mind even worse~ π«¦
Awwww, trying out that silly NNN again~ β€οΈβπ₯ I don't know why you even bother~ π I'm going to make you fail, like always~ π¦π¦π¦
ππ π¦'ππ ππππ π€π π π ππ¦ππ πππ₯π₯ππ£ π πππ πͺπ π¦π£ π¨πππππ₯'π€ πππ‘π₯πͺ~ πΈπ
Awnnnnn~ πIt's only November 2nd and you're already dying to lose your NNN, aren't you? π«¦
No? Really? Then why do you keep lurking and pumping for my page? π¦π
Last year you already lost to me and this year you'll lose again. π¦πΈ ππ π¦ πππ'π₯ ππ€πππ‘π ππ£π π πͺπ π¦π£ ππππ π π ππ ππ₯π£π π ππ¦πππͺ~ππ
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Hii cutie~ πHappy Halloweenπand that means all the simps are out trying to impress their favorite dommes~ π
But you know what's even better than candy~? πΈYour money in my hands~ β€οΈβπ₯ You know the drill - a treat for me equals a trick for your wallet ~ π¦πΈ
You should be dressing up as my lil ATM~ π§ it's time to play the role you were destined to play, my simp finslave~ πΈπ
You're like a bank account~ πΈππππ π'π ππ πππ ππ πππππ₯ ππͺ ππ πππ€ ππππ ππ₯'π€ π₯π£πππ π π£ π₯π£πππ₯~ πͺπ
Oh my~ π you think you can win this time~? π
Come on, play just one more round with me~ β€οΈβπ₯π
I knowww you're a dummy that can't stop yourself from sending me money fufufu~ πΈπ
Just one more round, just one more time giving me control over your wallet~ πΈπ
Your lil mind is all fuzzy and your wallet is empty~ π¦π ππ¦π₯ ππ₯ πππππ€ πͺπ π¦ ππππ π€π π π π π π π π π ππ π π π
Oh, honey, you're sooooooo useless if you're not sending~ πΈπ
It's like you're missing the point entirely~ π you're just a disobedient boy when you're not emptying that wallet for me π
Awwwnnn, look at you trying to resist~ β€οΈβπ₯ you think you could ever deny me what's rightfully mine? πΈπ
The only way you'll get my attention is by sending your hard-earned cash~ πΈπ ππ π ππ π π π¨πππππ₯ ππ π£ ππ πππͺ πππ π π‘ππ π¦π‘ π₯πππ₯ π‘ππππͺ ππππ π π πͺπ π¦π£π€~ πΈπ
Kneel down and bow your head, you mere mortal failure, and worship my greatness and my power! ππ
I bet you'd love to be destroyed by the Dragon Mommy Sara~ π₯π₯π₯ comment more ideas of monsters you'd love to worship in a humanoid version of me. β€οΈβπ₯