Beast Tweets

the not-hivemind of Second East.

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we should breed parrots until they tell us to stop #whatifitgetsyourfamily #workoutthekinks #makeadatingapp #weputpeoplein #yknow #prison

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“I’m listing my ghosts of Christmas past” #jimmycarey #seniorball #tattoos

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“The source of all my medical woes is that my ovaries don’t have eyes.”

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I don’t endorse this delusion #tryingtojumpfronclosestgloungechairtofreefoodtable #illgiveyou10dollarsifyoudoitrightnow

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You had to be straight to get in; any non-straightness gets warped like crazy. #holeinthebottomofthedoor #thevilliangotstuckintheclosetbecauseitwasntstraight

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"therapy is just paying someone to dom you into getting your shit together." #emdrmorelikefuck #deductiblehealthinsurance #isthiswhathappenswhenwegraduate #ourmemesturnfromfunnytoreallife #itsfine

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“Look who’s the cam boy now!”
“No it’s still you.”
“Ok, put me in my place daddy... Oh god, I am a cam boy.”

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“Did somebody say tail?” “Yeah. mRNA is a furry.” #noticesyourpolymerase #uwu

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i’m not obsessed with this whole finishing thing. leave me alone #itslikewhenyouopenacoke #nowihavetodrinkit #justputitbackinthefridge #thenitsasadcoke #ihatecarbon #ihateyou

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“I never want to be vertical again” #enricosoutforblood #thosearemycrocs

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i’m not drunk anymore i just decided #soberup #pongtournament

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Welcome to skin class. Today, we will be learning... skin #skin #skinclass #class #skincare #eucerin #antifa

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Eat my taint, Jesus Christ #ifjesuscamedownfromtheheavensmyfirstrequestwouldbeforhimyoeatmybootyhole

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you’re a fire hazard #sproingysproingy

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They were $3 asses

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“I’m not just trying to devalue their asses, I’m trying to devalue everyone’s ass” #thunderfromdownunder #vegas #assinflation #deflatethemasses #deflategate #superbowl #superbeans #supergood #abba #abbasolutely

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i darted and i yarted #illyartonanyonewhogetsinmyway #giantpizza #imserious #doyouevenlivewithyou #recommendations #forcefulsharts

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kratom foot, kratom foot #fuckyoukratomfoot #noparameters #thatwasbad #yourshitatthis #youthinkimactuallyannoyed #kratombarkratombar #powernap #kratombarkratombar

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tranquilize me daddy #imgonnamove #thisplacehasbadjuju #fuckedup #thousandsofmgs #irarelyfeellikethis