Dr. Doom-Scroller

Twitter for Andrew Fafoutakis. Half-Mexican, half-Greek. Bartender Extraordinaire. All Actor, All Singer. As Seen on MTV and CollegeHumor.

[Dr. Doom-Scroller @2Fafou]

Best Compliment of Night: "You're my favorite Christine to sing with." #Karaoke #PhantomOfTheOpera #HighC #Falsetto #Birthday #Soprano

[Josh Hart @joshhart]

YESSIR!!!! GET TRUMP’S DUMBASS OUT THE WHITE HOUSE!!!!!!

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

Welcome to the greatest city on Earth.

Here are some tips and tricks for how to get around and make the most of your time here.

Learn more at https://t.co/mki8gOyIED.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

I’ve taken a lot of hits, and I’ve deserved some of them. I beat myself up over them more than you can imagine.

But the grace people have shown me here is truly humbling.

Some of the kindest words have come from the people you’d least expect.

And for that I am so grateful.

This isn’t about me. It’s about every person in recovery who shows up and tries again.

And to everyone still in the fight tonight: you are not alone, I see you.

[Dr. Doom-Scroller @2Fafou]

@SavageDonut64 @EctoLorean Wait. What did I miss about Tim?

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

three more

[Elmo @elmo]

Elmo hopes both teams have fun! 🏀🏀🏀🏀

[Dr. Doom-Scroller @2Fafou]

@SomaKazima2 Seeing him on the Missy tour in 2024 was a religious experience. That man brought the house down!

[Dr. Doom-Scroller @2Fafou]

@armenianagrande @StevenTnyc I’ve never seen a toe nail be an actual cliff-hanger before… 😭

[Dr. Doom-Scroller @2Fafou]

@nandemoiisama @Mara_Webster Thank you for your Service…

[Matt Lindner @mattlindner]

It’s fucking bizarre to me that a certain part of society treats fast food workers, bartenders, and retail employees as beneath them when society would collapse so fast without them.

[Dr. Doom-Scroller @2Fafou]

@PopCrave All of the People staff should be laid off for this cover photo alone…

[Dr. Doom-Scroller @2Fafou]

Hey @YouTube I’ve been trying to block ads on my TV, but for some reason you insist on showing me BlueChew ads for the 1,357th time… What gives?

[Dr. Doom-Scroller @2Fafou]

But do they have Nicole Kidman…? 🤔

[kyle 🐝 @yellowjackie96]

Everyone is mentioning AMC A-List but Regal is pretty much the same price and has UNLIMITED movies.

[Dr. Doom-Scroller @2Fafou]

Where’s THIS Rom-Com!!?

[chloe @wisetruecorrect]

happy pride month

[Dr. Doom-Scroller @2Fafou]

After growing up in San Antonio and now living in New York, this is my “Sophie’s Choice”…

[Pop Base @PopBase]

The San Antonio Spurs will face the New York Knicks in the 2026 NBA Finals.

[Vic Vela @VicVela1]

BREAKING: Renowned opera singer Enrico Palazzo has pulled out of the Great American State Fair.

[Bill Madden @maddenifico]

When it comes to Zohran Mamdani, Republicans continue to own themselves. New Yorkers could not be happier with the job Mamdani is doing. ☺️🙌💪👏✊️👇

[CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP @chop7times]

“Let people enjoy things” started as “don’t go out of your way to shit on other peoples interests for no reason” but now it means “never criticize anything ever”

Sometimes shit just sucks

[mike @avadanielsbf]

and fuck bob lipka

[Dr. Doom-Scroller @2Fafou]

Been seeing a lot of discourse about this on the TL, but what I’m really not hearing anyone talk about is how much a SAFETY issue this can be at work…

[maddie @madsssagascar]

sorry to sound like a boomer but the prevalence of airpods and phones from people working service and retail jobs rn is fucking bananas